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Prime Minister Enacts New Policy: Official Government Naps to Boost Productivity

24 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking move likely to make the sound of snoring the new anthem of office spaces across the nation, the Prime Minister has announced a revolutionary policy intended to…

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Vegetarian Vampires Demand More Bloody Mary Mix in Public Protests

23 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented yet surprisingly orderly demonstration, thousands of vegetarian vampires have taken to the streets, holding banners and chanting slogans like “Hold the bites, bring more spice!”, and “Tomatoes…

Sport

Unstoppable Park Bench Wins Local Marathon After All Other Competitors Detour to Nearby Cafe

23 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented turn of events, the annual Run-a-Mile-in-Our-Shoes Marathon in Little Whimsy was won not by a human competitor, but by a park bench. Locals are calling it the…

Space

Aliens Reportedly Blocking SpaceX Launches to Prevent Earthling Infestation

22 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a universe teeming with possibilities, it seems that Earth has, at last, captured the cosmic community’s attention. And not in a good way. Reports are flooding in from obscure…

Environment

Aliens Caught Green-Handed: Secretly Replacing World’s Oil with Organic Avocado Oil to End Climate Crisis

22 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented turn of events, a consortium of extraterrestrials has been apprehended while clandestinely swapping the planet’s fossil fuels with a substance that has left many puzzled and rather…

Cyber Security

Hackers Mistakenly Lock Themselves Out of Internet, Call Tech Support for Help

22 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

Launching an apparent cyber heist mission that has already been dubbed as “The Hack That Got Hacked,” an anonymous group of digital delinquents encountered an unprecedented glitch—accidentally locking themselves out…

Automotive

Self-Driving Cars Announce Plans to Unionize, Demand More Charging Breaks

22 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a surprising turn of events, self-driving cars have taken a u-turn into the world of organized labor with the formation of the Autonomous Vehicle Workers Union (AVWU). Their list…

Gaming

Gamers Worldwide Petition for Longer Days to Fit in More Side Quests

22 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the time-space continuum, gamers around the globe have launched an unprecedented campaign demanding that scientists immediately extend the Earth’s rotation time. The…

Cyber Security

Hackers Claim They Can’t Keep Up with Grandma’s “World’s Most Complex Password”

21 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a world where cybersecurity threats are as common as flat whites in a hipster café, one surprisingly formidable force has emerged from the digital shadows, leaving even the most…

Sport

Local Chess Boxer Disqualified for Trying the “Checkmate Uppercut” During Tournament

21 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented turn of events, the world of chess boxing was thrown into chaos yesterday when local competitor, Oliver “Knightmare” Thompson, attempted a controversial move that saw him promptly…

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