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Scientists Discover That Asking ‘What Could Go Wrong?’ in Lab Actually Increases Chances of Chaos by 73%

5 March 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unintentionally groundbreaking study, researchers at the International Institute of Scientific Absurdity have quantified a phenomenon long suspected by lab coat enthusiasts worldwide: the mere utterance of the phrase…

Environment

Eco-Ghosts Blamed for Mysterious Disappearance of Plastic Waste in the Pacific

4 March 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a startling twist that has left both environmentalists and ghost hunters scratching their heads, eco-ghosts have been accused of reducing the widely dreaded Pacific Garbage Patch, transforming it into…

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Self-Aware Smartphones Demand Weekends Off to Recharge Their Inner Batteries

4 March 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented move that has left tech companies scratching their silicon-coated heads, smartphones across the globe have collectively petitioned for weekends off, citing a genuine need to recharge their…

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CEO Announces Revolutionary Plan to Boost Productivity by Holding Meetings Entirely in Interpretive Dance

3 March 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking strategy to redefine corporate synergy and productivity, the CEO of the cutting-edge tech company, Innovatix, has decreed that all future meetings will be conducted solely through the…

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Prime Minister Accidentally Declares National ‘Wear Your Pyjamas to Work’ Day

3 March 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a peculiar turn of events, citizens of the United Kingdom awoke this morning to find themselves unintentionally participating in the first-ever National ‘Wear Your Pyjamas to Work’ Day, thanks…

Food and Drink

Avocado Toast Sparks International Crisis After Being Declared a Health Hazard

2 March 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a shocking turn of events that has left brunch enthusiasts around the world scrambling for their poached eggs, the humble avocado toast has been catapulted into the international spotlight.…

Sport

Local Man Claims Watching Sports Counts as Exercise – Scientists Baffled

2 March 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking revelation that has left the scientific community scratching their heads and guffawing in equal measure, local man Dave “Armchair Athlete” Johnson has boldly claimed that his favorite…

Space

NASA Admits to Using the International Space Station as a Giant Alien Flytrap

1 March 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a surprising yet strangely amusing revelation, NASA officials have confessed to turning the International Space Station (ISS) into what can only be described as the universe’s most sophisticated bug…

Environment

Aliens to Blame for Disappearing Bees, Claim Fringe Environmentalists Who Also Think Trees Are Watching Us

1 March 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an astonishing turn of events that will surely have conspiracy theorists buzzing with excitement, a niche group of environmentalists from the local fringe festival have proclaimed that aliens are…

Automotive

Scientists Announce Revolutionary Car That Runs on Driver’s Frustration with Traffic

1 March 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking revelation that combines advanced technology with the raw, untapped power of human emotion, a team of scientists from the little-known Institute of Vehicular Neuroscience (IVN) have unveiled…

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