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Man who bought Tesla in 2021 now spending more on therapy than he saved on petrol

A Berkshire man who purchased a Tesla Model 3 in February 2021 has confirmed that his monthly therapy costs have now exceeded…

Tom Ashworth · 18 March 2026
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