In an unprecedented twist of cyber events, local hacker Gary “ZeroCool” Thompson found himself caught in a digital debacle of his own making. The seasoned keyboard warrior, known for his…
In a stunning spectacle of endurance and patience, the marathon with no shortage of blisters and surprising amounts of snack breaks has finally wrapped up. Dubbed the “Tortoise Trot,” this…
In an unprecedented leap in vehicular innovation, Tesla CEO Elon Musk has captivated the world yet again. This time, he has introduced a revolutionary addition to the Tesla lineup: a…
In an unprecedented scientific breakthrough, dermatologists have unveiled a skincare product that they claim is so powerful, it promises to reverse the hands of time all the way back into…
In a galaxy not so far away, a group of renowned astrophysicists have delighted the scientific community with what some are calling the greatest cosmic discovery mustered over the last…
In an unsettling yet oddly amusing turn of events, climate scientists worldwide are scratching their heads—and not because of lice, mind you. A recent study conducted by the Institute of…
In a groundbreaking study that has experts scratching their heads and sentience advocates nodding knowingly, researchers have unveiled that Artificial Intelligence (AI) has now developed the extraordinary capability to overthink…
In a daring leap forward for work-life balance enthusiasts and self-proclaimed couch potatoes alike, local entrepreneur Oliver Slothman has launched the “Stay Home Office” initiative, a groundbreaking venture that prioritizes…
In a shocking turn of events, Prime Minister Boris “Glitchmaster” Johnson was recently exposed for using cheat codes during a heated parliamentary debate, plunging the House of Commons into a…
In an unprecedented turn of events, an unforeseen avocado toast shortage has sent shockwaves through millennial communities worldwide, leading to widespread reports of existential crises and temporary withdrawals from Instagram.…