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Nation’s Pigeons Unionize, Demand Equal Pay for Window Cleaning Services

3 November 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a development that’s making waves across both the avian and human communities, the nation’s pigeons have officially unionized, forming the Flock Alliance for Rights and Trades (or FART for…

Politics

Parliament Introduces “Bring Your Pet to Work” Day, Chaos Ensues

3 November 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a bold move to boost morale and shake things up at the House of Commons, an unlikely alliance between the Whigs and the Tories has brought about a groundbreaking…

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Scientists Discover Broccoli Has Been Hiding Cheesecake Properties All Along

2 November 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking (and palette-pleasing) revelation from the University of Deliciousness Studies, top scientists have just announced that broccoli, the universally dreaded vegetable, has been concealing remarkable cheesecake properties that…

Sport

World’s Slowest Marathon Sees Unexpected Snail Victory

2 November 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented turn of events, history was made yesterday at the inaugural Slowlympics, an event featuring only the slowest activities known to man. The highlight of the week was…

Space

Galactic Garden Gnomes: The Secret Space Program NASA Doesn’t Want You to Know About

1 November 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a revelation rivaling the plot of a badly-written sci-fi novel found at a garage sale, a former NASA janitor, who insists on being called “Captain Mophead,” has blown the…

Environment

Eco-Gnomes: The Secret Society of Garden Gnomes Saving the Planet One Lawn at a Time

1 November 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In the quiet suburbs of Britain, a clandestine movement is afoot—one that makes Earth guardians of the human variety look like amateurs. While environmentalists debate the practicalities of solar panels…

Cyber Security

Tech Company’s New “Quantum Nap” Security Strategy Involves Putting Hackers to Sleep

1 November 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking press conference yesterday, esteemed Silicon Valley juggernaut, ByteMight, announced their latest innovation in cybersecurity: a strategy so revolutionary and downright cozy that it has left industry experts…

Gaming

Elderly Woman Accidentally Becomes Pro Gamer, Confuses Call of Duty with Bingo

1 November 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

Margaret “Marge” Thompson, an 82-year-old grandmother from the quaint village of Tweedle-on-Wumble, has unexpectedly skyrocketed to global fame after accidentally becoming a professional gamer. Equipped with nothing more than her…

Automotive

Self-Driving Cars Now Have Preferred Music Playlist to Ignore Drivers More Efficiently

1 November 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking development that promises to revolutionize the field of automotive technology and frustrate drivers everywhere, tech company AutoGroove has unveiled its latest update to self-driving cars: a personalized…

Cyber Security

Hackers Convinced They’re Invisible After Changing Passwords to ‘123456’

31 October 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a bizarre twist this week, hackers worldwide are rejoicing in what they believe is the ultimate cybersecurity breakthrough: setting their passwords to “123456.” The concept, initially dismissed as a…

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