LONDON — In a move that has left both politicians and citizens yawning in agreement, the Prime Minister has proposed a bold new initiative to enhance national productivity: a mandatory…
In a groundbreaking study that has left nutritionists scratching their heads and chocoholics rejoicing, scientists have revealed that indulging in chocolate while shrouded in darkness increases its “nutritional mystery” by…
In what can only be described as a display of endurance and memory loss, the world’s longest marathon has finally come to a bittersweet conclusion after an exhaustive seven-year period.…
In a shocking interstellar press conference held just outside the Sea of Tranquillity, the Moon’s reigning extraterrestrial overlords announced their unexpected abdication, citing an unbearable cheese shortage as the primary…
In a shocking and utterly unexpected twist, a team of self-proclaimed experts recently unveiled their groundbreaking—or should we say “moo-ving”—theory that cows and trees have been quietly working together to…
In a bold and unprecedented move, gamers from around the globe have united to demand the impossible: the addition of a “Pause Button” in online multiplayer games to accommodate urgent…
In a groundbreaking yet caffeine-dependent move, the tech giants of Silicon Valley have unveiled a new safety feature for their self-driving cars: the “Java Jolt Start System.” In an innovative…
In an unexpected twist to the usual hacker ransom demands, the shadowy group calling themselves “The Kitty Collective” has made a startling declaration. Rather than seeking cash or cryptocurrency, these…
In an era where our entire lives are broadcasted, streamed, and stored online, cyber security has quickly become the new witchcraft—everyone’s heard of it, few understand it, and most are…
In an unprecedented turn of events that left both players and spectators in stitches, last night’s Champions League fixture between Mojito FC and Real Excuses FC saw the referee, Nigel…