In a development that’s making waves across both the avian and human communities, the nation’s pigeons have officially unionized, forming the Flock Alliance for Rights and Trades (or FART for…
In a bold move to boost morale and shake things up at the House of Commons, an unlikely alliance between the Whigs and the Tories has brought about a groundbreaking…
In a groundbreaking (and palette-pleasing) revelation from the University of Deliciousness Studies, top scientists have just announced that broccoli, the universally dreaded vegetable, has been concealing remarkable cheesecake properties that…
In an unprecedented turn of events, history was made yesterday at the inaugural Slowlympics, an event featuring only the slowest activities known to man. The highlight of the week was…
In a revelation rivaling the plot of a badly-written sci-fi novel found at a garage sale, a former NASA janitor, who insists on being called “Captain Mophead,” has blown the…
In the quiet suburbs of Britain, a clandestine movement is afoot—one that makes Earth guardians of the human variety look like amateurs. While environmentalists debate the practicalities of solar panels…
In a groundbreaking press conference yesterday, esteemed Silicon Valley juggernaut, ByteMight, announced their latest innovation in cybersecurity: a strategy so revolutionary and downright cozy that it has left industry experts…
Margaret “Marge” Thompson, an 82-year-old grandmother from the quaint village of Tweedle-on-Wumble, has unexpectedly skyrocketed to global fame after accidentally becoming a professional gamer. Equipped with nothing more than her…
In a groundbreaking development that promises to revolutionize the field of automotive technology and frustrate drivers everywhere, tech company AutoGroove has unveiled its latest update to self-driving cars: a personalized…
In a bizarre twist this week, hackers worldwide are rejoicing in what they believe is the ultimate cybersecurity breakthrough: setting their passwords to “123456.” The concept, initially dismissed as a…