In an unprecedented move that has left Westminster both bemused and bewitched, MPs are currently embroiled in a heated debate over a controversial new bill which, if passed, would see…
In a groundbreaking announcement that has turned nutrition on its head and ignited joy in tastebuds across the globe, scientists at the very prestigious Institute of Irrelevant Research (IIR) have…
In a groundbreaking decision that left many scratching their heads and wondering if they accidentally opened the Onion’s website, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has officially announced the inclusion of…
In an intergalactic twist that has left Earth’s astronomers and librarians equally baffled, representatives from the Andromeda Galaxy Federation (AGF) landed at the United Nations headquarters in New York yesterday,…
In a groundbreaking study released today that combines geology with digital sociology, experts have proposed a bold new theory for the slow yet steady shift in Earth’s magnetic poles. While…
In a bizarre turn of virtual events, a group of hackers known as “The HEXperimentals” reportedly attempted an audacious infiltration of major data servers across the globe, only to find…
In a groundbreaking leap forward, the long-awaited flying cars have finally taken to the skies, combing the airways above with the hum of a thousand lawnmowers. Bumper-to-bumper traffic has ascended…
In a move that has left gamers chuckling and farmers scratching their heads, the latest release of “Farming Simulator 2024” has introduced a quirky yet utterly confounding twist: llamas. Yes,…
In an ironic twist of fate, renowned cybersecurity firm, SecureGuard, accidentally breached its own systems, leading to an unexpected compromise of its internal morale. The incident occurred during what was…
In an unexpected turn of events at the 2023 Beach Soccer Championship in Brighton, a seagull named Steven has soared to fame after being credited with the championship-winning goal in…