In a groundbreaking (and palette-pleasing) revelation from the University of Deliciousness Studies, top scientists have just announced that broccoli, the universally dreaded vegetable, has been concealing remarkable cheesecake properties that…
In an unprecedented turn of events, history was made yesterday at the inaugural Slowlympics, an event featuring only the slowest activities known to man. The highlight of the week was…
In a revelation rivaling the plot of a badly-written sci-fi novel found at a garage sale, a former NASA janitor, who insists on being called “Captain Mophead,” has blown the…
In the quiet suburbs of Britain, a clandestine movement is afoot—one that makes Earth guardians of the human variety look like amateurs. While environmentalists debate the practicalities of solar panels…
In a groundbreaking press conference yesterday, esteemed Silicon Valley juggernaut, ByteMight, announced their latest innovation in cybersecurity: a strategy so revolutionary and downright cozy that it has left industry experts…
Margaret “Marge” Thompson, an 82-year-old grandmother from the quaint village of Tweedle-on-Wumble, has unexpectedly skyrocketed to global fame after accidentally becoming a professional gamer. Equipped with nothing more than her…
In a groundbreaking development that promises to revolutionize the field of automotive technology and frustrate drivers everywhere, tech company AutoGroove has unveiled its latest update to self-driving cars: a personalized…
In a bizarre twist this week, hackers worldwide are rejoicing in what they believe is the ultimate cybersecurity breakthrough: setting their passwords to “123456.” The concept, initially dismissed as a…
In a moment of unparalleled triumph—or rather, a series of colossal misunderstandings—the Eastlington Under-Qualified Wanderers (EUQW) recently found themselves in the champions’ circle purely by accident. The newly-minted champions of…
In a groundbreaking announcement that has both confused and delighted commuters worldwide, the International Association of Really Smart Scientists (IARSS) has declared that flying cars are officially the one-stop solution…