In a groundbreaking revelation that has left the scientific community scratching their heads and occasionally their backs, a team of researchers from the International Institute of Theoretical Confusion (IITC) in…
When the UK experienced an unprecedented streak of sunny days last month, people were torn between celebrating and searching their cupboards for long-forgotten sunglasses. Residents, accustomed to the usual drizzle…
In a groundbreaking and mildly terrifying development reported yesterday, a series of AI-powered toasters have taken over breakfast tables worldwide, demanding homeowners surrender their Wi-Fi passwords before releasing their perfectly…
In a bold move that has left both the business and mythical creature communities buzzing, the CEO of Valhalla Enterprises, Harold J. Fantasmo, unveiled an audacious new vision to expand…
In a bewildering turn of events at 10 Downing Street, Prime Minister Boris Waitwhatson has mistakenly carried out a cabinet reshuffle only to find himself staring at a perfectly assembled…
In the quiet town of Noodlesworth, a seismic culinary revelation has emerged from an unexpected source. Local resident, Bernard “Spaghetti” Saunders, has been flaunting his “world-famous” spaghetti recipe, which he…
Local fitness enthusiast and self-proclaimed “running connoisseur,” Phil Perkins, has caused quite a stir in the running community this week. Having recently participated in the annual Greendale Charity Marathon, Phil…
In a shocking turn of interstellar events, a group of conspiracy theorists has leveled accusations against NASA for allegedly concealing evidence of elaborate disco parties on the lunar surface. The…
In a world where conspiracy theories abound, none may be furrier—or twitchier—than this: a secret cabal of squirrel lobbyists allegedly controlling global carbon emissions. This bushy-tailed narrative may sound nuts,…
In a shocking twist of fate, the world of electric cars has been shaken to its very core with a breakthrough development that promises to revolutionize the industry—or at least…