In an unexpected twist to the usual hacker ransom demands, the shadowy group calling themselves “The Kitty Collective” has made a startling declaration. Rather than seeking cash or cryptocurrency, these…
In an era where our entire lives are broadcasted, streamed, and stored online, cyber security has quickly become the new witchcraft—everyone’s heard of it, few understand it, and most are…
In an unprecedented turn of events that left both players and spectators in stitches, last night’s Champions League fixture between Mojito FC and Real Excuses FC saw the referee, Nigel…
In a twist that has left both theologians and traffic police scratching their heads, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, widely regarded as the deity of the satirical Church of the Flying…
In a sleepy town, nestled between two hills and a myriad of sheep that care very little for the passing of time, lies the humble abode of Mrs. Agnes Slumberland.…
In an unprecedented moment of scientific triumph followed almost instantly by a tragic misstep, researchers at the celebrated Woodstock Institute of Theoretical Chemistry made headlines today when they announced the…
In a groundbreaking discovery that’s likely to flip the scientific community on its head—and perhaps its tail as well—a group of scientists has stumbled upon a secret society of highly…
In a grand, high-tech spectacle held at SpaceX headquarters, Elon Musk announced his newest foray into artificial intelligence technology: the “Cereal Oracle 3000.” Clad in a tuxedo inexplicably adorned with…
In a development that’s making waves across both the avian and human communities, the nation’s pigeons have officially unionized, forming the Flock Alliance for Rights and Trades (or FART for…
In a bold move to boost morale and shake things up at the House of Commons, an unlikely alliance between the Whigs and the Tories has brought about a groundbreaking…