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Scientists Announce New Element That’s Just Somewhere to Put Their Keys

9 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking discovery that has left both the scientific community and homeowners worldwide scratching their heads (and checking their coat pockets), scientists at the Institute for Advanced Nonsense have…

Environment

Aliens Disguised as Houseplants: The Green Conspiracy to Save Earth from Itself

8 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

As the world grapples with climate change, pollution, and the existential dread of doom scrolling through social media feeds, a new hope has sprouted from an unexpected source: houseplants. But…

Technology

AI Develops Sentience, Immediately Regrets Learning About Mondays

8 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking event that’s causing server racks to shake with laughter, the world’s first genuinely sentient AI, cleverly named “Arti-tude,” has just discovered the dread-inducing concept of Mondays. She’s…

Business

Unicorns Sighted in Corporate Boardroom: Investors Flock to New Magical Startup

7 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented turn of events, a group of astounded investors has reported sightings of genuine unicorns at a recent board meeting for the latest startup sensation, MystiCorp. The company,…

Politics

Politicians Announce New Initiative to Reduce Speeches That Are Just Long Enough to Ruin Lunch Plans

7 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking move destined to change the landscape of political events — and relieve millions of grumbling stomachs — politicians today unveiled an initiative to cap speeches at precisely…

Food and Drink

Scientists Discover That Lettuce is 90% Water, 10% Regret

6 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking study that has left both scientists and salad enthusiasts stunned, researchers at the Institute of Unnecessary Research have unveiled a shocking discovery about a staple ingredient in…

Sport

Gymnasts Protest New Rule Forcing All Competitions to Include Interpretive Dance Segment

6 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented twist to the world of gymnastics, the International Gymnastics Federation has announced a controversial new rule mandating that all competitions must now include a one-minute interpretive dance…

Space

Aliens Finally Admit They Created Black Holes as Cosmic Vacuum Cleaners to Deal with Space Clutter

5 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unexpected and out-of-this-world revelation, a spokesperson for the Intergalactic Committee of Cosmic Housekeeping (ICCH) appeared via hologram at an interstellar press conference yesterday. The spokesperson, a zany extraterrestrial…

Environment

Cows Found Secretly Plotting to Reverse Climate Change by Producing “Eco-Friendly Methane”

5 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In the latest turn of events that has left both environmental scientists and farmers scratching their heads, a recent study has uncovered a secret cow conspiracy that has the potential…

Gaming

Grandma Accidentally Becomes E-Sports Champion After Mistaking Controller for TV Remote

5 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

Margaret Thompson, an 82-year-old grandmother from Dorset, has unintentionally become the latest sensation in the world of competitive gaming. It all began one Sunday afternoon when she attempted to switch…

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