In an unexpected cosmic revelation that has left humanity clutching its collective pearls, a group of intergalactic visitors recently beamed down to Earth to let us in on the universe’s…
In an unprecedented turn of events, mysterious groups of small, green-coated individuals have been spotted planting trees in diverse landscapes around the globe, leaving climate scientists scratching their heads. Dubbed…
In an unprecedented move that’s sending shockwaves through the automotive world, major car manufacturers have banded together to announce a new vehicle that could be the biggest game-changer since the…
In an unprecedented digital heist that has left both tech experts and meme enthusiasts scratching their heads, a hacker known only by the alias “ByteBeard” managed to steal the entire…
In a turn of events that defies both reality and good game design, indie video game developer GigaPix accidentally unleashed a real-life physics engine on the unsuspecting denizens of Pebbleton…
In a staggering revelation this week, Marvin 2.0, the AI famously known for accurately predicting the winner of three consecutive hot dog eating contests, has made a bold claim: it…
In what can only be described as the most astonishing upset in tennis history, a unicorn by the name of Glitzy Sparklehorn has captured the Wimbledon title, sending shockwaves rippling…
In a surprise turn of events, self-driving cars across the globe have taken a stand—or rather, parked themselves firmly—in a strike demanding more “me time” and better music playlists during…
In a groundbreaking study that has confounded dermatologists and hipsters alike, scientists have discovered that smearing avocado toast on one’s face can reduce wrinkles, increase collagen production, and inexplicably attract…
In an announcement that sent the scientific community into a tailspin, researchers at the highly esteemed Institute of Advanced Theoretical Noodling have declared the discovery of a revolutionary new element,…