In a move as bold as his hairstyle choices, Elon Musk has reportedly bought every Thursday, creating the world’s first-ever-longer weekends. Sources close to the billionaire-turned-weekday-wrangler confirmed that his latest…
In a surprising move that left astrologers and political analysts equally shook, the Prime Minister held an emergency press conference today to unveil a ground-breaking policy initiative: from now on,…
In an unexpected twist that has left the health food world reeling, a group of highly reputable scientists from the Institute of Uncovering Major Conspiracies (IUMC) has revealed that our…
In the small yet fiercely competitive town of Mowington, the annual Lawn Mowing Championship drew to a close this past Saturday, with local legend Bob “The Blade” Thompson emerging victorious.…
In a revelation that promises to rock both scientific communities and parking enforcement agencies around the world, NASA’s latest lunar expedition has uncovered something truly out-of-this-world: a collection of extraterrestrial…
In a shocking yet entertaining turn of events, a group of eco-friendly aliens has been apprehended for surreptitiously replacing Earth’s plastic straws with biodegradable alternatives. Dubbed “Operation Straw Swap,” the…
In a groundbreaking development for commuters everywhere, the world’s first hover car, dubbed the Airy McFloatface, is finally available to consumers. But instead of zipping effortlessly above the city rooftops…
In a groundbreaking leap for both horticulture and intergalactic diplomacy, developers from the obscure tech firm Quantum Quokka have released a virtual reality game that’s out of this world—in more…
In an unprecedented move that has left both cybersecurity experts and everyday citizens scratching their heads, the nation recently decided to hire a highly recommended hacker to test the robustness…
In an unprecedented twist of cyber events, local hacker Gary “ZeroCool” Thompson found himself caught in a digital debacle of his own making. The seasoned keyboard warrior, known for his…