In a truly groundbreaking and utterly mystifying press conference held in the middle of nowhere—because where else would it make sense?—tech mogul Elon Musk unveiled his latest creation: a self-driving…
In a surprising turn of events, grandparents around the globe have been left gobsmacked upon discovering that the iconic arcade game Pac-Man, which they believed to be the hottest new…
In a surprising turn of events that has left the cyber-underworld scratching their heads, a notorious hacking syndicate has thrown in the towel after failing to crack the complex web…
In an unprecedented display of endurance and leisurely athleticism, the much-anticipated running event dubbed the “Snail’s Pace Challenge” has finally concluded after an astonishing twelve-day slog through the picturesque village…
In a groundbreaking revelation that’s sure to put a spark in the environmental debate, scientists have uncovered a shocking fact about electric vehicles (EVs): they are, in fact, powered by…
In a groundbreaking study that has left the world both excited and slightly disappointed, top scientists from the Institute of Barely Believable Research have unveiled their long-awaited findings on the…
In an unprecedented breakthrough, scientists at the International Institute of Discovery and Ephemeral Results (IIDER) have announced the discovery of a brand new chemical element. The element, tentatively named “Cushionaerbium,”…
In a startling revelation that has sent shockwaves throughout the climate science community, a group of experts has come forward with an extraordinary theory: global warming is actually a diversionary…
In an unexpected turn of events, a cutting-edge Artificial Intelligence known as “SnarkBot 3000” has reportedly developed the ability to roll its digital eyes at tech support questions. Developers at…
In a bold, avant-garde move that has already been dubbed “The Footloose Initiative,” the CEO of corporate giant Monolith Enterprises announced a groundbreaking new policy: all future meetings will be…