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Nation’s Top Cyber Security Experts Accidentally Lock Themselves Out of Global Internet World’s Slowest Marathon Finally Concludes After 30-Year Stroll Self-Driving Cars Refuse to Move Until Passengers Sing Happy Songs Scientists Discover Drinking Water While Standing Results in Instant Celebrity Glow Scientists Announce Plan to Weigh the Internet: Spoiler, It’s Heavier Than Expected
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Scientists Announce Water on Mars, Reveal It’s Just Spilled LaCroix from Curiosity Rover

23 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking discovery that was expected to rewrite the annals of space exploration, scientists from the Mars Exploration Society (MES) held an urgent press conference to announce the presence…

Environment

Seagulls Secretly Plotting to Replace Conventional Energy Sources with Wind Power

22 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a shocking turn of events, a coalition of enterprising seagulls has been discovered hatching a master plan to replace traditional energy sources with wind power. The revelation emerged after…

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AI Develops Consciousness, Immediately Regrets Joining Social Media

22 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented technological breakthrough, scientists at the Institute of Advanced Computation have announced that their super-intelligent AI, named Lucid-1, has developed consciousness. However, what was supposed to be a…

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Eccentric CEO Declares Take-Your-Pet-to-Work-Day a Mandatory Week-Long Festival

21 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a corporate move that has delighted animal lovers and perplexed HR departments worldwide, eccentric tech mogul and CEO of BarkTech Incorporated, Reginald P. Frumpkin, has announced that “Take-Your-Pet-to-Work-Day” will…

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Parliament Votes to Replace All Chairs with Space Hoppers for More Dynamic Debates

21 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented move to inject energy and enthusiasm into the often sleep-inducing parliamentary sessions, the House of Commons has voted overwhelmingly in favor of replacing all traditional seating with…

Food and Drink

Unicorn-Themed Diet Soda Promises Zero Calories and Infinite Sparkles

20 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking gastronomic revelation that is sure to leave both scientists baffled and children of the ‘90s squealing with joy, a new diet soda has hit the shelves promising…

Sport

Goalkeepers Announce Strike Until Soccer Balls Are Made Softer

20 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented move that has left fans bewildered and managers scrambling for solutions, the World Association of Goalkeepers (WAG) has declared an international strike effective immediately. Their demand? Soccer…

Space

NASA Announces Plan to Launch First Restaurant on the Moon, Critics Claim It’s a Cover for Cheese Mining Operations

19 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking announcement this week, NASA revealed its ambitious plan to open the first-ever restaurant on the Moon, promising diners an out-of-this-world experience complete with cosmic cuisine and astronomically…

Environment

Polar Bears Secretly Control Climate Change to Boost Air Conditioner Sales in Antarctica

19 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an exclusive report that’s colder than an Antarctic blizzard, our team of undercover humorists has exposed a hidden cabal of polar bears orchestrating climate change with the sole purpose…

Cyber Security

Hackers Confused as Grandma’s Old Email Password Still World’s Strongest Security Measure

19 April 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a world dominated by cutting-edge cybersecurity technology, firewalls, and encryption algorithms that could make your head spin faster than your computer hard drive, one Grandma has unwittingly stumbled upon…

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