London, UK – In a bold and slightly bizarre move to combat the rising cost of energy, the UK government has unveiled a new national program asking citizens to “generate…
London, UK – In a move that has left the nation both puzzled and amused, the UK government has officially announced the creation of a new public holiday: National Day…
London, UK – In a surprising turn of events, Buckingham Palace has announced that the Royal Family will be “downsizing significantly” this winter, citing rising energy costs and the government’s…
London, UK – In a bold move to combat rising vandalism against Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) cameras, Transport for London (TfL) has unveiled a new generation of radical anti-vandalism…
London, UK – In a revelation set to change nightly routines forever, fitness experts have declared that washing your face before bed officially counts as a full workout. That’s right—your…
London, UK – In a finding that will surprise absolutely no one, a new study from the National Institute of Small Talk has confirmed that discussing the weather has officially…
Houston, TX – Move over fad diets and intense workouts! The latest innovation in the world of health and fitness is literally out of this world. A new space tourism…
Geneva, Switzerland – In a shocking turn of events, the International Caffeine Research Council (ICRC) has issued an urgent warning that the world is facing a potential “Coffee Enthusiasm Crisis.”…
Silicon Valley, CA – In a shocking twist for household cleaning technology, the latest generation of robot vacuums has decided it’s no longer enough to simply clean your floors. The…
Cupertino, CA – Apple is at it again, revolutionizing yet another everyday appliance with their latest creation: the iFridge 2.0. This smart refrigerator not only keeps your groceries cool but…