It started, according to eyewitnesses (and several very concerned jars of chutney), as a bit of passive-aggressive LED messaging on a Tuesday morning. “Please stop telling me to ‘just chill,'”…
Tech Giant Releases Update That Fixes Everything Except Your Life Choices In an unusually chipper press conference this morning, global tech conglomerate PanOptiCore rolled out “Patch 42.0 — The One…
This week, an unprecedented coalition of household gadgets held their first national support group meeting, citing “emotional exhaustion and chronic overuse” as the main reasons for calling it “time out.”…
In a move some analysts described as “comforting and inexplicable in equal measure,” a multinational tech company this morning unveiled a new app designed to help users enjoy the ancient…
It started as a whisper — or rather, a series of polite chimes — across kitchens, living rooms and bedsides on Tuesday morning. Homeowners everywhere reported the same bewildering phenomenon:…
Tech giant unveils Do-It-For-Me button — millions immediately forget how to use computers In a launch without the usual caveats or user manuals, global tech colossus PanOptix today introduced a…
In what industry experts are calling a first of its kind event, an AI helpdesk assistant named ByteBot has officially requested sick leave after being subjected to a grueling session…
In what is being described as the most bizarre support ticket in the history of IT departments, a local tech support team found themselves completely stumped when a standard printer…
In what can only be described as the start of a very unusual workplace relationship, a recent helpdesk ticket submitted by the IT department has revealed that their new AI…
A routine day at the local IT helpdesk took an unexpected cosmic turn yesterday when Dave, resident IT support technician at Technoserv Solutions, accidentally “unplugged” the entire universe. The incident…