In a groundbreaking moment for the world of competitive gardening, an unassuming mollusk named Slippy has clinched victory in the hotly-contested Annual Garden Olympics Sprint Event. The thriving sporting event—inspired…
In a stunning display of endurance and dedication, local resident Dave “Couchmaster” Johnson has shattered expectations—and perhaps his sofa cushions—by setting a world record for the longest marathon TV viewing…
In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to have both athletes and gastric surgeons alike scratching their heads, the International Chess Boxing Federation (ICBF) has announced the creation of a new…
In a turn of events that left both spectators and officials scratching their heads and stifling laughter, the local curling team from the small town of Blunderland was abruptly disqualified…
In a shocking turn of events at the annual World Snail Racing Championship, the slow-moving world of elite gastropod competition has been rocked by a doping scandal unlike any other.…
In a feat of phenomenal procrastination, Dave “The Dodger” Thompson from Swindon has set a new world record for the most consecutive excuses to avoid the gym. Over the last…
In a small town where the grass grows a little greener and the cows moo a little louder, the local soccer team, the Mighty Mice, has finally ended their goal…
In a groundbreaking move that has both athletes and couch potatoes buzzing, the International Committee for Leisurely Sports (ICLS) announced changes to the infamous Sloth City Marathon. Known for its…
In a shocking turn of events, Fluffernutter the Flamingo, beloved mascot of the Feathered Fans Football Club, has been banned from all stadiums after what experts are calling an “unprecedented…
In an utterly unprecedented and utterly confounding turn of events, the annual Galapagos Marathon has a new champion, and it’s left seasoned runners and spectators alike shell-shocked. Oh yes, folks,…