In what can only be described as a display of endurance and memory loss, the world’s longest marathon has finally come to a bittersweet conclusion after an exhaustive seven-year period.…
In an unprecedented turn of events that left both players and spectators in stitches, last night’s Champions League fixture between Mojito FC and Real Excuses FC saw the referee, Nigel…
In an unprecedented turn of events, history was made yesterday at the inaugural Slowlympics, an event featuring only the slowest activities known to man. The highlight of the week was…
In a moment of unparalleled triumph—or rather, a series of colossal misunderstandings—the Eastlington Under-Qualified Wanderers (EUQW) recently found themselves in the champions’ circle purely by accident. The newly-minted champions of…
Curling enthusiasts around the globe are mesmerized by a scandal of magical proportions threatening to sweep away the purity of their beloved sport. It appears that the 2023 Curling World…
In a shocking revelation that’s left fitness enthusiasts clinging to their kale smoothies for comfort, a groundbreaking study has confirmed what many have long suspected: the majority of gym memberships…
In a world that’s always on the go, a new Olympic sport has emerged to celebrate the antithesis of hustle culture: Competitive Relaxing. This groundbreaking event made headlines at its…
In a turn of events that defies both logic and calendar literacy, the Underwaterington Rhinos, a local rugby team renowned for their repeated and often creative failures, have inadvertently seized…
In a bewildering mix-up that has left both sports fans and aquatic enthusiasts scratching their heads, the entire team of the East Dufflington Ducks Football Club found themselves red-carded after…
In a shocking twist that has sent shockwaves through the sports world, the Felton Flamingos, a minor league baseball team known for embracing their quirkiness, have discovered that their beloved…