In a revelation that has left both botanists and conspiracy theorists scratching their heads, a group of rogue extraterrestrial interlopers has been reportedly spotted pilfering Earth’s least cherished vegetation. According…
In a cosmic twist that would make even the most seasoned conspiracy theorist blush, reliable sources from the far side of the moon—mostly moon dust and lunar rabbits—confirm that extraterrestrial…
In a shocking and totally serious press conference held earlier this week, NASA representatives sheepishly admitted that the Moon landing of 1969 did, in fact, happen. However, in a twist…
In an unexpected cosmic revelation that has left humanity clutching its collective pearls, a group of intergalactic visitors recently beamed down to Earth to let us in on the universe’s…
In a move that has rocket scientists and comedians alike scratching their heads, Elon Musk announced an ambitious plan that leapt straight from the pages of a sci-fi novel or…
In a cosmic twist that could only be described as “out of this world,” NASA scientists have detected bizarre signals emanating from the Red Planet, only to discover that Martian…
In a discovery that’s left NASA scratching their collective heads and sparking wild conspiracy theories, astronaut Tim “The Humorous Houstonian” Barstow has reported spotting an unexpected and perplexing sight while…
In an astronomical twist that has both scientists and culinary experts scratching their heads, aliens have been discovered hosting an intergalactic bake-off on the elusive dark side of the Moon.…
In an unprecedented intergalactic press conference, a spokesperson for the Interplanetary League of Gentle Aliens (ILGA), Zorgon the Amiable, appeared on every communication platform imaginable—or perhaps unimaginable—to deliver an urgent…
In a galaxy not so far away, a cosmic conundrum has unraveled, leaving Earthlings and extraterrestrials alike baffled beyond belief. The Intergalactic Federation of Unidentified Knitted Entities (IFUKE) has formally…