In an unprecedented intergalactic press conference, a spokesperson for the Interplanetary League of Gentle Aliens (ILGA), Zorgon the Amiable, appeared on every communication platform imaginable—or perhaps unimaginable—to deliver an urgent…
In a galaxy not so far away, a cosmic conundrum has unraveled, leaving Earthlings and extraterrestrials alike baffled beyond belief. The Intergalactic Federation of Unidentified Knitted Entities (IFUKE) has formally…
In an intergalactic twist that has left Earth’s astronomers and librarians equally baffled, representatives from the Andromeda Galaxy Federation (AGF) landed at the United Nations headquarters in New York yesterday,…
In a galactic courtroom showdown that has left Earthlings scratching their heads and peering anxiously towards the skies, a coalition of extraterrestrial civilizations has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Earth…
In a top-secret mission more confidential than how magicians pull rabbits out of hats, NASA has ventured into uncharted territory: alien karaoke bars on Mars. Sources inside the space agency,…
In a shocking intergalactic revelation, NASA has confirmed that the age-old mystery of missing socks can finally be solved. According to a recently intercepted transmission, aliens from the distant planet…
In an unprecedented turn of events, a coalition of extraterrestrial beings—self-styled as the “Galactic Naming Committee” (GNC)—has officially submitted a petition to NASA. The petition is nothing short of cosmic…
Houston, TX – Move over fad diets and intense workouts! The latest innovation in the world of health and fitness is literally out of this world. A new space tourism…
Cardiff, UK – In what can only be described as a breakthrough in the art of avoiding responsibility, a local man has successfully convinced his family, friends, and even his…
In a discovery that has left both the scientific community and culinary enthusiasts reeling with excitement, astronomers have confirmed that the Moon is, in fact, composed of 99% cheese. The…