In a top-secret mission more confidential than how magicians pull rabbits out of hats, NASA has ventured into uncharted territory: alien karaoke bars on Mars. Sources inside the space agency,…
In a shocking intergalactic revelation, NASA has confirmed that the age-old mystery of missing socks can finally be solved. According to a recently intercepted transmission, aliens from the distant planet…
In an unprecedented turn of events, a coalition of extraterrestrial beings—self-styled as the “Galactic Naming Committee” (GNC)—has officially submitted a petition to NASA. The petition is nothing short of cosmic…
Houston, TX – Move over fad diets and intense workouts! The latest innovation in the world of health and fitness is literally out of this world. A new space tourism…
Cardiff, UK – In what can only be described as a breakthrough in the art of avoiding responsibility, a local man has successfully convinced his family, friends, and even his…
In a discovery that has left both the scientific community and culinary enthusiasts reeling with excitement, astronomers have confirmed that the Moon is, in fact, composed of 99% cheese. The…
In what was expected to be the most significant event in human history, a group of extraterrestrial visitors landed on Earth last week, only to leave in a hurry after…