In a shocking interstellar press conference held just outside the Sea of Tranquillity, the Moon’s reigning extraterrestrial overlords announced their unexpected abdication, citing an unbearable cheese shortage as the primary…
In a revelation rivaling the plot of a badly-written sci-fi novel found at a garage sale, a former NASA janitor, who insists on being called “Captain Mophead,” has blown the…
In an unprecedented turn of events, extraterrestrial gatecrashers descended upon Earth this past Saturday, choosing to make their first human contact at an intergalactic housewarming party held, of all places,…
In a twist of intergalactic real estate ambitions that no one saw coming, an extraterrestrial delegation has officially joined the Flat Earth Society. The move has sparked a cosmic controversy…
In an unprecedented turn of events that could easily rival any courtroom drama in the galaxy, a coalition of disgruntled aliens has officially filed a lawsuit against the entire human…
In an unexpected turn of cosmic events, NASA has announced the groundbreaking discovery of what could be the universe’s very first extraterrestrial TikTok influencers. Orbiting discreetly just outside Earth’s atmosphere,…
In an intergalactic report that has left humanity both bewildered and slightly amused, it has been revealed that an entire colony of aliens has been discovered living on the dark…
In an unprecedented cosmic event that has the whole universe buzzing, an intergalactic announcement was made this morning from the farthest reaches of our galaxy. The Zorgon Nebula Corporation, well-known…
In a move that surprised both astronomers and interior decorators alike, NASA has unveiled its ambitious and brightly colored project, codenamed “Operation Moonshine.” The plan? To paint the moon a…
In a revelation that has left scientists scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists muttering, it turns out that our planet’s lush landscapes and abundant ecosystems owe much to extraterrestrial green…