When astronaut Dave “Space Bar” Johnson reported that his Wi-Fi signal dropped while orbiting Mars, NASA’s helpdesk was suddenly plunged into chaos. The frantic message arrived in the middle of…
Barry Thompson never imagined his dinner would go where no meal has gone before. The 47-year-old from Wigan found himself on the phone to the UK Space Agency helpdesk this…
A helpdesk ticket was recently filed that has left NASA support staff scratching their heads and questioning the very fabric of gravity itself. An astronaut aboard the International Space Station…
In what is being hailed as the most out-of-this-world IT blunder in recent history, a helpdesk ticket logged last Tuesday revealed that an astronaut accidentally uploaded a collection of dad…
In an incident that has left NASA’s IT department both baffled and amused, a helpdesk ticket was submitted this week after an astronaut on a remote mission reported what they…
Alien producers have finally fessed up: Earth is the set for the universe’s biggest reality TV sensation, “Galaxy’s Got Humanoids!” Also known as “The Big Blue Marble Project” in some…
In an unprecedented twist in intergalactic real estate, a coalition of extraterrestrial landlords, dubbed the “Cosmic Consortium,” has surfaced to demand overdue royalties for renting out the solar system to…
Incredible Offer Unveiled: Moon for Rent In an unprecedented and rather whimsical announcement, the UK government revealed a surprising proposal: the moon is up for rent to extraterrestrial beings. This…
In an intergalactic press conference that had Earth’s scientists scrambling for answers and linguists questioning everything they know, representatives of the Andromeda Cheese Federation (ACF) have issued a formal demand…
In a revelation that promises to rock both scientific communities and parking enforcement agencies around the world, NASA’s latest lunar expedition has uncovered something truly out-of-this-world: a collection of extraterrestrial…