In a cosmic twist of events, NASA’s latest lunar mission has left Earthlings in stitches and intergalactic neighbors scratching their extraterrestrial heads. A group of astronauts, known more for their…
In an unexpected and out-of-this-world revelation, a spokesperson for the Intergalactic Committee of Cosmic Housekeeping (ICCH) appeared via hologram at an interstellar press conference yesterday. The spokesperson, a zany extraterrestrial…
In a baffling yet amusing development, NASA scientists are scratching their heads and adjusting their telescopes after receiving puzzling signals from Jupiter’s moons. Instead of the anticipated data or perhaps…
In a shocking turn of interstellar events, a group of conspiracy theorists has leveled accusations against NASA for allegedly concealing evidence of elaborate disco parties on the lunar surface. The…
In an intergalactic turn of events, a coalition of extraterrestrial civilizations has united to file a formal complaint against the name “Milky Way,” which they claim perpetuates a galactic dairy…
In a cosmic kerfuffle that has left Earth’s finest negotiators scratching their heads, representatives from the Extraterrestrial Union (EU)—not to be confused with the one in Brussels—have officially requested that…
In a surprising yet strangely amusing revelation, NASA officials have confessed to turning the International Space Station (ISS) into what can only be described as the universe’s most sophisticated bug…
In a universe teeming with possibilities, it seems that Earth has, at last, captured the cosmic community’s attention. And not in a good way. Reports are flooding in from obscure…
In a revelation that has left both botanists and conspiracy theorists scratching their heads, a group of rogue extraterrestrial interlopers has been reportedly spotted pilfering Earth’s least cherished vegetation. According…
In a cosmic twist that would make even the most seasoned conspiracy theorist blush, reliable sources from the far side of the moon—mostly moon dust and lunar rabbits—confirm that extraterrestrial…