In what experts are calling “a remarkable achievement in backyard engineering and confused enthusiasm,” a local man has inadvertently launched his garden shed into orbit, promptly declaring it the newest…
In a cosmic mix-up that has left space agencies scratching their helmets, the Moon has reportedly applied for permanent Earth residency after missing the departure of its scheduled spaceship back…
In an unprecedented intergalactic showdown, a coalition of Martian influencers have banded together to demand equal advertising opportunities on the Red Planet. The so-called “Marsfluencers,” whose followers span across craters…
In an unprecedented cosmic complaint, a distinguished visitor from the Andromeda Galaxy has lodged a formal demand for a Wi-Fi upgrade on the International Space Station (ISS), citing the unbearably…
Mars Highway, Sector 9 – What started as a low-key cookout has exploded into the biggest intergalactic traffic jam since the Great Saturn Ring Slip of ’42. Alien barbecue enthusiasts…
Yesterday at approximately 3:17 pm GMT, the Solar System IT Support Helpdesk received an unusual distress call that left technicians scratching their heads and questioning their career choices. The ticket,…
When Tim “Starhopper” Jenkins, the local astronaut and part-time beekeeper from Sheffield, recently embarked on a routine lunar reconnaissance mission, he was prepared for many things — spectacular views, zero-gravity…
In what is being hailed as a landmark moment for space-age customer service, the International Space Station’s helpdesk recently received a ticket with a request so earthly it left ground…
When astronaut Tim “Sock-Eater” Hernandez logged a helpdesk ticket this Tuesday morning, NASA’s support team was braced for the usual array of technical troubles — oxygen system tweaks, software glitches,…
When Commander Jill T. Sparks attempted her routine morning “mission essential” aboard the ISS, she was met not with the usual satisfying flush, but a stubborn silence from the space…