Man Fakes Death to Avoid Being Added to Another Group Chat
Cardiff, UK – In what can only be described as an extreme yet somewhat relatable response to modern social pressures, a local man has faked his own death to avoid…
Breaking News: Global Petition Launched to Exile the “Serial Tagger” Behind Group-Wide Facebook Notifications
London, 25 August 2024 – In a move that has united humanity in a way not seen since the invention of cat memes, a global petition has been launched calling…