In a bold and unexpected announcement, the Prime Minister unveiled a groundbreaking plan promising to resolve every single one of the nation’s issues by the year 2025—provided, of course, nothing…
In a move that’s both innovative and unexpected, Members of Parliament gathered in the House yesterday to debate the Awkward Silence Regulation Bill (ASRB) — legislation intended to put a…
In an unprecedented move that has left Westminster both bemused and bewitched, MPs are currently embroiled in a heated debate over a controversial new bill which, if passed, would see…
In a bold and unprecedented move, the Prime Minister has decided to return whimsy to the heart of government by officially creating a new cabinet position: the Minister of Silly…
In an unexpected twist during a parliamentary speech, the Prime Minister has inadvertently shifted the nation’s focus from economic policies to pineapple politics. Sources reveal that it all began when…
In a groundbreaking move that many are calling both revolutionary and completely unnecessary, the government surprised everyone with yesterday’s announcement of the formation of their latest initiative, the Department of…
In an unprecedented move aimed at elevating the intellectual rigour of political debates, a daring member of Parliament has proposed a revolutionary piece of legislation: all politicians must now pass…
In an astonishing twist of parliamentary irony today, Prime Minister Oliver Bumbly found himself in the novel position of outplaying himself. During what has historically been known as a procedural…
London, UK – In a bold and slightly bizarre move to combat the rising cost of energy, the UK government has unveiled a new national program asking citizens to “generate…
London, UK – In a move that has left the nation both puzzled and amused, the UK government has officially announced the creation of a new public holiday: National Day…