In an unprecedented move that has left both political analysts and primary school children scratching their heads, the Prime Minister has unveiled a revolutionary policy designed to transform the landscape…
In a move that has left political analysts and comedians alike scratching their heads, the Prime Minister has unveiled a bold new strategy to tackle the nation’s most pressing issues:…
In a groundbreaking move that critics are both applauding and gently chuckling at, the House of Commons has passed legislation encouraging politicians to embrace a novel concept: basic honesty. The…
In a press conference held at 7:00 a.m. sharp in front of bleary-eyed journalists clutching their overpriced takeaway coffees, the Prime Minister announced a revolutionary new initiative aimed at boosting…
In a surprising twist of self-reflection, Members of Parliament have formed a groundbreaking new committee with a singular mission: to unravel the long-standing mystery of why exactly no one reads…
In a startling revelation that has sent shockwaves through the corridors of power, a high-ranking government bureaucrat has confessed that the entire operation of the state machinery is sustained by…
In a groundbreaking, if somewhat woolly, approach to workplace wellness, the government has green-lit an initiative that aims to tackle the ever-mounting stress levels among Members of Parliament. Starting this…
In an unexpected twist that has left the nation both bewildered and bemused, the esteemed members of Parliament gathered for what many are calling the most pivotal discussion of modern…
In a groundbreaking, yet utterly baffling twist of political innovation, the UK Parliament has announced the inaugural “Recess Olympics,” a series of whimsical and perplexing challenges designed to select the…
In an unprecedented move that has already sparked widespread amusement across the nation, the Prime Minister has announced the establishment of a National “Pretend to Be a Politician” Day. Set…