In an unexpected twist that has left the nation both bewildered and bemused, the esteemed members of Parliament gathered for what many are calling the most pivotal discussion of modern…

In a groundbreaking, yet utterly baffling twist of political innovation, the UK Parliament has announced the inaugural “Recess Olympics,” a series of whimsical and perplexing challenges designed to select the…

In an unprecedented move that has already sparked widespread amusement across the nation, the Prime Minister has announced the establishment of a National “Pretend to Be a Politician” Day. Set…

In an unprecedented move to inject energy and enthusiasm into the often sleep-inducing parliamentary sessions, the House of Commons has voted overwhelmingly in favor of replacing all traditional seating with…

In a turn of events that left an entire country clutching their pearls and dropping their teacups, longtime politician Sir Reginald Wafflebottom recently delivered a speech that might have accidentally…

In a groundbreaking move destined to change the landscape of political events — and relieve millions of grumbling stomachs — politicians today unveiled an initiative to cap speeches at precisely…

In a move that has sent ripples of shock, confusion, and a slight drool stain across the nation, the Prime Minister has unveiled an audacious plan to introduce a National…

In a bewildering turn of events at 10 Downing Street, Prime Minister Boris Waitwhatson has mistakenly carried out a cabinet reshuffle only to find himself staring at a perfectly assembled…

In a surprising turn of events that has left parliamentary tail-wagging at an all-time high, the Prime Minister has appointed a Labrador named Sir Barkington of Woofshire as the new…

In a bold and unprecedented move, the Prime Minister has announced a new national holiday intended to lift the spirits of the nation: “Stay-in-Pyjamas Day.” The controversial decision was unveiled…