In an utterly bizarre twist during yesterday’s parliamentary session, Britain’s Minister of Culinary Affairs, Sir Reginald Chesterfield, accidentally declared war on Norway. The monumental blunder occurred amidst a heated debate…
In an unprecedented twist of legislative oversight, Parliament has reportedly passed what many are now calling the most comfortable law in the history of the United Kingdom. What was supposed…
In a bold move to revolutionize the atmosphere in the House of Commons, the Prime Minister has unveiled an initiative aimed at boosting productivity and morale through the ancient and…
In a surprise move that has left pundits scratching their heads — and toes tapping — the British Parliament has announced an innovative new approach to settle its political disputes:…
In a groundbreaking, albeit baffling, decision today, Members of Parliament have enacted a bill that officially recognizes “Passing the Buck” as Britain’s new national sport. In a press conference that…
In an unprecedented move that has sent shivers down the spines of loquacious lawmakers across the United Kingdom, Parliament has put forward a revolutionary piece of legislation aiming to ban…
In what is now being dubbed the blunder of the century, Parliament has accidentally voted to ban Mondays, leaving the nation bewildered and potentially revolutionizing the workweek. The motion, originally…
In an unprecedented move to streamline decision-making processes and inject a bit of fun into politics, the UK Parliament has voted to replace traditional debates with high-stakes games of rock-paper-scissors.…
In an unprecedented move that has left the nation both amused and perplexed, the British Parliament has announced a groundbreaking new policy aimed at rejuvenating its members: mandatory nap time…
In a shocking turn of events at 10 Downing Street last night, the Prime Minister misjudged the intensity of a casual game night with friends, leading to a diplomatic brouhaha…