When Karen M., a 42-year-old graphic designer from Leeds, submitted a helpdesk ticket last Thursday, the technicians expected the usual “forgot my password” or “printer won’t print” complaints. Instead, they…
When Mark Tibbles submitted a helpdesk ticket last Thursday, he might have expected a polite response about resetting his gym app password or scheduling a new class. Instead, what emerged…
The Health & Beauty Helpdesk found itself swamped this week after receiving a frantic ticket from a woman who proudly claimed she had achieved “glow-like” skin but, alarmingly, by accidentally…
In what can only be described as a modern skincare saga, local woman Jessica Fumbleton’s meticulously crafted 17-step skincare routine hit an unexpected snag after she submitted a helpdesk ticket…
When 34-year-old Tara Meadows purchased the latest “BioBloom Shampoo” from her local health and beauty store, she expected shiny, silky hair—not an entire rainforest thriving on her scalp. However, just…
In what experts are calling a “tragic standoff of epic proportions,” local woman Sandra Pritchard found herself locked in a fierce battle against her own mascara tube this past Tuesday…
In a groundbreaking revelation from the very depths of pseudoscientific innovation, scientists from the infamous International Institute of Improbable Research (IIIR) have announced the launch of Botox Shampoo — a…
In an unprecedented breakthrough that has sent shockwaves through both the scientific and cosmetic industries, a team of researchers at the Institute of Uncommon Sense have discovered a revolutionary skincare…
In an unprecedented breakthrough in dietary science, researchers at the International Institute of Really Fun Research (IIRFR) have made a discovery that is sure to delight dessert lovers and send…
In an unprecedented scientific breakthrough, dermatologists have unveiled a skincare product that they claim is so powerful, it promises to reverse the hands of time all the way back into…