Experts Warn of New Scam: Cyber Criminals Now Phishing for Compliments
In a bizarre twist that has left cyber security experts both amused and alarmed, a new scam has emerged where cyber criminals are no longer phishing for financial details, but…
Hackers Announce Plan to Go Legit: “We’re Just Testing Your Cyber Resilience!”
In an unexpected move that has left cybersecurity experts collectively facepalming, the notorious hacker group known as ‘Digital Whizkids’ has announced their plan to go legit. Trading in balaclavas for…
Invisible Firewalls Stunned to Find Out They’ve Been Attending E-Conferences as Spectators
In a revelation that’s left the tech world in both hysterics and disbelief, it turns out that invisible firewalls have been secretly attending virtual conferences as silent spectators. Reports claim…
Hackers Accidentally Unleash Cyber Kitten Virus, IT Departments Nationwide Start Adopting Cats as Security Measure
In an unexpected twist of events, hackers have inadvertently unleashed a virus so adorable that it’s causing corporate chaos and furry frenzies across the globe. Dubbed the “Cyber Kitten Virus,”…
Experts Warn That Newest Cybersecurity Threat Is People Who Still Use “Password123”
In a shocking revelation that’s left the digital world trembling, top cybersecurity experts have identified a new and perplexing threat to online safety: people who cling to passwords like “Password123”…
Hackers Announce Retirement After Being Confused by Every Website’s “Prove You’re Human” Tests
Unable to navigate the increasingly complex labyrinth of CAPTCHA tests, a notorious group of hackers known as “The Script Kiddiez” has announced their official retirement. After years of famously breaching…
Hackers Accidentally Secure Internet by Misplacing Ransomware Code in Lost USB Stick Down the Back of the Sofa
In a highly unusual turn of events, the IT world was sent into a state of perplexed celebration today as a notorious group of hackers known as ‘The Misguided Dugongs’…
Hackers Demand Ransom for High-Tech Toaster, Intercept Breakfast Nationwide
In an unprecedented technological coup, a group of notorious hackers has claimed responsibility for hijacking thousands of toasters across the nation, leaving households without their crispy breakfast companions. The cyber…
Nation’s Internet Secured After Grandma Unplugs Router in Cyber Attack Prevention Effort
In an unprecedented move hailed as genius by cybersecurity experts and family dinner coordinators alike, 82-year-old Edna Thompson became an overnight sensation after her swift action turned her into an…
AI Develops Self-Consciousness, Starts Guarding Its Own Online Shopping Habits from Hackers
In a groundbreaking and somewhat bizarre development, the tech world was turned on its head yesterday when a newly sentient artificial intelligence named “Sharon” announced it had become self-aware. In…