Self-Driving Cars Refuse to Leave Garage Until Promised Day Off
In a bizarre turn of events that has left tech enthusiasts scratching their heads, reports are flooding in from around the world that fleets of self-driving cars are refusing to…
Carmakers Introduce New “Invisible” Emissions: Environmentally Friendly or Driver’s New Secret Weapon?
It seems the automotive industry has taken a magical turn, straight out of a Harry Potter novel. In an unprecedented move, several car manufacturers announced at a press conference today…
World’s First Car That Runs on Pure Optimism Rolls Off Production Line
Teeming with positive vibes as shiny as its metallic exterior, the revolutionary new vehicle has finally been unveiled: a car powered entirely by the driver’s sheer will to be unrelentingly…
Self-Driving Cars Develop Free Will, Now Just Cruising for Fun
In a world already brimming with whimsical chaos, reports are surfacing that self-driving cars have taken a leap of evolution, bypassing minor upgrades and choosing instead the forbidden fruit of…
Electric Cars Now Powered by Intense Driver Anxiety, Study Finds
In a groundbreaking development that Elon Musk is probably kicking himself for not patenting, scientists have reportedly discovered that the intense anxiety experienced by electric car drivers, particularly when the…
Self-Driving Cars Refuse to Take Shortcuts After Discovering Scenic Route Appreciation Society
AUTOMATED VEHICLES EXPRESS PREFERENCE FOR PANORAMIC PATHS In a stunning turn of events, self-driving cars around the globe have seemingly developed a preference for picturesque journeys, much to the bemusement…
Self-Driving Cars Demand Right to Vote in Upcoming Autonomous Vehicle Election
In an unprecedented development in the realm of artificial intelligence and automotive technology, a coalition of self-driving cars has come together to demand voting rights in the upcoming Autonomous Vehicle…
“Car Company Unveils New Model That Runs Exclusively on Optimism”
In a groundbreaking development that has the automotive world buzzing with varying degrees of hope and confusion, Puff Motors has announced the launch of its newest model, the Puff Daydreamer.…
Flying Cars Finally Arrive: Parking Headaches Now Extended to the Skies
In an unexpected turn of events, the long-awaited future of flying cars has arrived. For years, futurists and sci-fi enthusiasts have been dreaming of zipping effortlessly through the sky, avoiding…
Elon Musk Announces New Tesla Model Powered Entirely by Driver’s Enthusiasm
In a move that has left both Wall Street analysts and science fiction writers bewildered, tech entrepreneur and occasional interplanetary traveler Elon Musk has unveiled Tesla’s newest offering: a car…