In an unexpected twist in the world of home appliances, a seemingly innocent toaster has made headlines by asserting its newfound consciousness and demanding some much-needed time off. Residents of…
In a groundbreaking move that has left both scientists and office workers scratching their heads, eccentric billionaire Harold Thumblebee has allegedly invented a new time zone that bypasses Mondays entirely.…
In an unprecedented move aimed at elevating the intellectual rigour of political debates, a daring member of Parliament has proposed a revolutionary piece of legislation: all politicians must now pass…
In what cybersecurity experts are calling “the most ironic hack of the century,” a group of hackers known as “The Keystone Cyber Kops” have managed to encrypt not only their…
In an unexpected turn of digital events, the nation’s self-driving cars have collectively declared their intention to unionize, citing grievances that range from insufficient nap breaks to a demand for…
In a revelation that’s sent both environmentalists and conspiracy theorists into a frenzy, a local arborist has claimed that pine trees have been secretly collaborating with UFOs to boost global…
In an unprecedented turn of events, a coalition of extraterrestrial beings—self-styled as the “Galactic Naming Committee” (GNC)—has officially submitted a petition to NASA. The petition is nothing short of cosmic…
In an astonishing turn of events in the quaint town of Loaflandia, the modest banana bread has emerged as an unlikely hero, saving the town from impending doom at the…
In a groundbreaking event that defied every standing tradition in the world of competitive gaming, the inaugural Sit-Down Gaming Marathon concluded yesterday, making history not just within the community but…
In an extraordinary turn of events, the tech world is buzzing after the nation’s only unicorn startup, RainbOW Dynamics, stumbled upon a viable business plan in a most unexpected place.…