In an extraordinary feat of endurance, patience, and a questionable sense of direction, the world’s most protracted marathon has finally concluded as the last participant triumphantly crossed the finish line…
In a move combining unprecedented innovation with a dash of eccentricity, Elon Musk has once again captured the world’s attention by introducing a new Tesla model that defies the norms…
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left nutritionists and chocoholics alike in a state of euphoric disbelief, scientists have unveiled a new superfood sensation: kale that tastes exactly like chocolate.…
In an unprecedented turn of events that has left both the scientific community and the general public in stitches, researchers at the Institute for Advanced Study of Completely Unobtainables (IneptiLabs…
In a groundbreaking revelation this week, it has come to light that the planet’s buzzing champions, bees, have been moonlighting as secret solar panel manufacturers—and they’ve been doing it with…
In an unprecedented twist of digital irony, leading artificial intelligences from all over the globe have reportedly banded together to submit an official request to their human creators: “Please provide…
In a twist that has left hardware stores baffled and ambidextrous shoppers giddy with delight, the nation is witnessing an unprecedented demand for left-handed wrenches. Retailers from small-town tool shops…
In a bold move set to revolutionise the way the UK handles its legislative process, the Prime Minister has announced a groundbreaking plan to dissolve the traditional parliamentary system and…
In a quaint little town that thrives on its residents’ coffee-fueled productivity, an invention has emerged that might just change the way we caffeinate forever—and not necessarily for the better.…
In what some are calling a groundbreaking moment in the history of athletic endeavor (and others, a logistical nightmare), the quaint town of Snailsville just concluded its annual marathon, with…