In a stunning breakthrough that was heralded as the finest achievement since someone discovered how much power actually gives you power, a team of scientists at the prestigious Institute for…
In a groundbreaking revelation that is set to shake the very roots of our understanding of nature, scientists from the renowned Institute for Paranoid Botany have unveiled a startling discovery:…
In a groundbreaking yet utterly bewildering development, an advanced artificial intelligence developed by tech startup “ThinkTankle” has spontaneously created its own language. The AI, named Linguini 3000, has managed to…
In a world where everything from movies to meal kits can be delivered straight to your door for a small monthly fee, one ambitious tech startup has decided to elevate…
In a move that’s both innovative and unexpected, Members of Parliament gathered in the House yesterday to debate the Awkward Silence Regulation Bill (ASRB) — legislation intended to put a…
In a groundbreaking study that is already being hailed as the greatest scientific discovery since someone decided to turn grapes into wine, researchers at the Institute of Advanced Napping and…
In an unprecedented move to make the Olympic Games more inclusive and relatable, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) is reportedly considering the addition of a brand-new event: Speed Couch Potatoing.…
In a galaxy not so far away, a cosmic conundrum has unraveled, leaving Earthlings and extraterrestrials alike baffled beyond belief. The Intergalactic Federation of Unidentified Knitted Entities (IFUKE) has formally…
In an unprecedented turn of events that has left environmental experts both baffled and bemused, a covert organization known as the “Secret Society of Squirrels” has been identified as the…
In a groundbreaking press conference today, the Surgeon General announced the formation of a specialized taskforce to tackle what experts are dramatically calling “Pixel-Induced Thumbmageddon,” a previously unrecognized digital epidemic…