After months of passive-aggressive stares and silent disapproving honks, local man Dave Hamilton’s self-driving car has finally learned to navigate the notoriously complicated coffee shop drive-thru without judging his order.…
In what is being hailed as the most astonishing kitchen accident of the century, a team of scientists working on a new instant coffee formula has inadvertently cracked the code…
In a stunning display of dexterity and determination, local gamer Tim “Thumbmaster” Jenkins has achieved legendary status in the online gaming community after defeating the notoriously difficult final boss of…
In what can only be described as a political slip-up of epic proportions, local councillor Nigel Featherstone accidentally declared himself mayor of the entire county during an especially heated town…
In a move some analysts described as “comforting and inexplicable in equal measure,” a multinational tech company this morning unveiled a new app designed to help users enjoy the ancient…
In an unprecedented cosmic complaint, a distinguished visitor from the Andromeda Galaxy has lodged a formal demand for a Wi-Fi upgrade on the International Space Station (ISS), citing the unbearably…
A groundbreaking study published today reveals that chatting with your houseplants might be the secret weapon in your daily exercise routine—specifically for your facial muscles. Researchers at the Institute of…
In what experts are calling an unprecedented digital disaster, offices across the nation have reportedly descended into chaos after IT departments forgot the password to their office coffee machines. The…
In an unprecedented display of arboreal activism, a local oak tree named Oliver has organized the neighborhood’s first ever Tree Meeting to address a growing concern: excessive hugging. Residents of…
In what can only be described as a case of cosmic confusion, local CEO Barry Buttons inadvertently launched his entire company, Widgets Unlimited, into outer space last Tuesday. The incident…