In a move that has sent shivers down the motherboard of every cyber network across the nation, the unofficial and largely mysterious Guild of United Network Ninjas, better known as…
In a groundbreaking revelation that is sure to have local gyms quaking in their sneakers, Jerry Thompson, a 34-year-old office worker from Nottingham, has proclaimed that his dedication to watching…
In an unexpected twist in the world of self-driving technology, autonomous vehicles everywhere are now implementing a new “perk” in their systems. Reports have surfaced from commuters around the world,…
In a groundbreaking yet utterly baffling study conducted by the Institute of Unnecessary Research, scientists have uncovered an astonishing link between the act of counting sheep and increased instances of…
In an unprecedented botanical breakthrough, researchers at the Institute of Flora Communication have stumbled upon a startling revelation: talking to plants not only encourages their growth but also significantly enhances…
Deep within the heart of deciduous deliberations, an uproarious secret has been rustling through the leaf-laden corridors of the world’s forests. Unbeknownst to blissfully unaware humans, trees everywhere have been…
In a groundbreaking yet completely unnecessary development in the world of kitchen appliances, tech company ToastyTech has introduced the world’s first AI-powered toaster that can ask if you’d prefer your…
In a completely unexpected turn of events, a small startup from the quaint town of Crumbsville has just secured a million-dollar investment to transform the humble act of toasting sandwiches…
In a bold move to tackle the nation’s clogging highways and byways, the government has unveiled a revolutionary new strategy: converting all roads into one-way thoroughfares. The initiative, dubbed “One…
In a twist of fate that has left the United Kingdom in disarray, reports have emerged that the nation has run out of teabags, triggering what experts are calling the…