In an astonishing revelation that’s causing collective facepalms across the country, a groundbreaking cybersecurity report has unveiled that an overwhelming 95% of all passwords are simply creative renditions of the…
In a groundbreaking move for feline-kind, Mr. Whiskers, a notoriously skeptical tabby from London, has taken digital security into his own paws. Exasperated by what he calls his owner’s “alarmingly…
In a shocking turn of events at the 2023 World Taekwondo Championships, the defending champion, Kim “The Kicker” Jung-soo, has been stripped of his title after his post-victory dance routine…
In a groundbreaking development that has long been the dream of science fiction writers and frustrated commuters alike, flying cars have finally become a reality. Yesterday morning, the inaugural launch…
In a groundbreaking discovery that could revolutionize diets worldwide, a team of scientists at the Institute of Culinary Genetic Engineering have reportedly created a superfood that combines the nutrients of…
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left the scientific community scratching their heads and occasionally their backs, a team of researchers from the International Institute of Theoretical Confusion (IITC) in…
When the UK experienced an unprecedented streak of sunny days last month, people were torn between celebrating and searching their cupboards for long-forgotten sunglasses. Residents, accustomed to the usual drizzle…
In a groundbreaking and mildly terrifying development reported yesterday, a series of AI-powered toasters have taken over breakfast tables worldwide, demanding homeowners surrender their Wi-Fi passwords before releasing their perfectly…
In a bold move that has left both the business and mythical creature communities buzzing, the CEO of Valhalla Enterprises, Harold J. Fantasmo, unveiled an audacious new vision to expand…
In a bewildering turn of events at 10 Downing Street, Prime Minister Boris Waitwhatson has mistakenly carried out a cabinet reshuffle only to find himself staring at a perfectly assembled…