In a groundbreaking move sure to revolutionize the automotive industry, several major car manufacturers have unveiled their latest line of eco-friendly vehicles, powered entirely by optimism and wishful thinking. This…
In a groundbreaking discovery that is sure to leave sunbathers and beachgoers chuckling, scientists have revealed that laughing while applying sunscreen can significantly increase Vitamin D absorption by an astonishing…
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left both the scientific community and homeowners worldwide scratching their heads (and checking their coat pockets), scientists at the Institute for Advanced Nonsense have…
As the world grapples with climate change, pollution, and the existential dread of doom scrolling through social media feeds, a new hope has sprouted from an unexpected source: houseplants. But…
In a groundbreaking event that’s causing server racks to shake with laughter, the world’s first genuinely sentient AI, cleverly named “Arti-tude,” has just discovered the dread-inducing concept of Mondays. She’s…
In an unprecedented turn of events, a group of astounded investors has reported sightings of genuine unicorns at a recent board meeting for the latest startup sensation, MystiCorp. The company,…
In a groundbreaking move destined to change the landscape of political events — and relieve millions of grumbling stomachs — politicians today unveiled an initiative to cap speeches at precisely…
In a groundbreaking study that has left both scientists and salad enthusiasts stunned, researchers at the Institute of Unnecessary Research have unveiled a shocking discovery about a staple ingredient in…
In an unprecedented twist to the world of gymnastics, the International Gymnastics Federation has announced a controversial new rule mandating that all competitions must now include a one-minute interpretive dance…
In an unexpected and out-of-this-world revelation, a spokesperson for the Intergalactic Committee of Cosmic Housekeeping (ICCH) appeared via hologram at an interstellar press conference yesterday. The spokesperson, a zany extraterrestrial…