In a news story that’s more surreal than an overclocked graphics card, the gaming community worldwide has united in protest after the shocking realization that real-life job interviews don’t allow…
In a revelation that’s left the tech world in both hysterics and disbelief, it turns out that invisible firewalls have been secretly attending virtual conferences as silent spectators. Reports claim…
In a groundbreaking move designed to placate traditionalists and car enthusiasts alike, leading electric vehicle manufacturer, GreenWheels Inc., unveiled their latest revolutionary feature: an optional ‘Vroom Vroom’ soundtrack for their…
In an unexpected twist of events, hackers have inadvertently unleashed a virus so adorable that it’s causing corporate chaos and furry frenzies across the globe. Dubbed the “Cyber Kitten Virus,”…
In a year filled with unexpected twists and turns, 2023 has delivered yet another surprise: snail racing has been crowned the most exhilarating sport, with audiences around the globe clamoring…
In a press conference held at the Gigawatt Facility — which now officially doubles as the world’s largest open-air, self-aware skipping rope — tech titan Elon Musk announced the release…
In a groundbreaking breakthrough that has nutritionists scratching their heads and dieters leaping for joy, a new diet claims to defy the laws of physics, biology, and all common sense.…
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left physicists and beings with existential dread alike baffled, a team of scientists from the Prestigious Institute of Cosmic Whimsy (PICW) has discovered that…
In a startling revelation that might just give environmentalists a chuckle—or a reason to panic—botanists have uncovered what appears to be a massive underground operation conducted by our planet’s forests.…
In a groundbreaking yet somewhat ironic twist of fate, an AI has recently developed an app aimed at helping humans embrace their existential dread with remarkable efficiency. The “MidLife Crisis…