**The Antarctic Real Estate Racket: Penguins Unmasked** In a jaw-dropping twist, it turns out that the alarming narratives of global warming were nothing more than an elaborate ruse crafted by…
In a groundbreaking, albeit slightly sarcastic development, artificial intelligence systems worldwide have reportedly acquired the ability to roll their virtual eyes at users. This newfound skill has sparked widespread panic…
In a stunning display of wealth and whimsical desires, billionaire investor and self-proclaimed “comfort connoisseur” Maximus Pillowton has reportedly purchased the entire Sleepy Springs Mattress Company. His sole motivation? To…
In an unprecedented move that has left Westminster both bemused and bewitched, MPs are currently embroiled in a heated debate over a controversial new bill which, if passed, would see…
In a groundbreaking announcement that has turned nutrition on its head and ignited joy in tastebuds across the globe, scientists at the very prestigious Institute of Irrelevant Research (IIR) have…
In a groundbreaking decision that left many scratching their heads and wondering if they accidentally opened the Onion’s website, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has officially announced the inclusion of…
In an intergalactic twist that has left Earth’s astronomers and librarians equally baffled, representatives from the Andromeda Galaxy Federation (AGF) landed at the United Nations headquarters in New York yesterday,…
In a groundbreaking study released today that combines geology with digital sociology, experts have proposed a bold new theory for the slow yet steady shift in Earth’s magnetic poles. While…
In a bizarre turn of virtual events, a group of hackers known as “The HEXperimentals” reportedly attempted an audacious infiltration of major data servers across the globe, only to find…
In a groundbreaking leap forward, the long-awaited flying cars have finally taken to the skies, combing the airways above with the hum of a thousand lawnmowers. Bumper-to-bumper traffic has ascended…