In an unprecedented technological coup, a group of notorious hackers has claimed responsibility for hijacking thousands of toasters across the nation, leaving households without their crispy breakfast companions. The cyber…
In what can only be described as the most spectacular geographical blunder since Columbus tried to reach India, the Littleton Lions, our beloved local soccer team, found themselves caught up…
In an audacious move to provide drivers with a more relatable and authentic driving experience, electric car manufacturers are now programming their vehicles to grumble about gas prices as if…
In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the skincare industry in stitches, the World Health Organization (WHO) has officially declared laughter as the ultimate anti-aging skincare secret. According to their…
In a stunning breakthrough that was heralded as the finest achievement since someone discovered how much power actually gives you power, a team of scientists at the prestigious Institute for…
In a groundbreaking revelation that is set to shake the very roots of our understanding of nature, scientists from the renowned Institute for Paranoid Botany have unveiled a startling discovery:…
In a groundbreaking yet utterly bewildering development, an advanced artificial intelligence developed by tech startup “ThinkTankle” has spontaneously created its own language. The AI, named Linguini 3000, has managed to…
In a world where everything from movies to meal kits can be delivered straight to your door for a small monthly fee, one ambitious tech startup has decided to elevate…
In a move that’s both innovative and unexpected, Members of Parliament gathered in the House yesterday to debate the Awkward Silence Regulation Bill (ASRB) — legislation intended to put a…
In a groundbreaking study that is already being hailed as the greatest scientific discovery since someone decided to turn grapes into wine, researchers at the Institute of Advanced Napping and…