A recent helpdesk ticket submitted to a popular roadside assistance company has left technicians scratching their heads—and their manuals—after a driver claimed their car wouldn’t start because it needed “emotional…
In a breakthrough that’s shaking the very foundations of office technology, a local IT helpdesk ticket has reportedly cracked the code to making printers understand human anger management techniques. The…
A helpdesk ticket was recently filed that has left NASA support staff scratching their heads and questioning the very fabric of gravity itself. An astronaut aboard the International Space Station…
In an unprecedented tech-meets-biology incident, a local scientist found themselves baffled when their DNA strand stubbornly refused to unzip, leading to an emergency shutdown of their lab and an urgent…
In a stunning display of political tech-savvy (or lack thereof), local MP Nigel Bottomley sparked chaos in Parliament yesterday after accidentally hitting the ‘Ignore All’ button on a swarm of…
In what can only be described as a modern skincare saga, local woman Jessica Fumbleton’s meticulously crafted 17-step skincare routine hit an unexpected snag after she submitted a helpdesk ticket…
When the IT helpdesk received a ticket that read simply, “My game controller is acting strangely,” they expected the usual complaints about unresponsive buttons or dodgy Bluetooth connections. What they…
In what is fast becoming the most baffling support ticket of the decade, a local helpdesk was left utterly overwhelmed after receiving a frantic call from a man complaining that…
Gary Thompson wasn’t having a typical Tuesday morning when he suddenly found himself firing off an urgent helpdesk ticket to his local environmental support service. The subject line read: “My…
In what is being hailed as a first in cybersecurity slapstick, an IT helpdesk ticket submitted last Tuesday has revealed a hacker so technologically inept that he successfully managed to…