In a groundbreaking press conference, a coalition of self-driving cars announced their decision to form a union, bringing attention to their desire for improved working conditions—most notably, the right to…
In an astonishing breakthrough hailed by absolutely none of the leading scientific communities, local resident and self-proclaimed “nighttime napper” Doris Snugglebottom claims she’s uncovered the long-elusive secret to eternal youth…
In a press conference that left the scientific community utterly flabbergasted and many questioning their careers, researchers at the prestigious Institute of Very Important Science (IVIS) have unveiled their latest…
In an unprecedented turn of events that’s shaking the very roots of urban living, scientists have uncovered a leafy conspiracy that will leave you treemendously shocked. It appears that the…
In a groundbreaking development that has foodies and technophiles alike buzzing with anticipation, the latest kitchen gadget to hit the market is causing many breakfast buffs to rethink their morning…
In a splashy turn of events reminiscent of mythical tales, the startup Atlantis Woven Wonders has made waves in the business community by achieving unicorn status, thanks to an unprecedented…
In an unprecedented move that has left both political analysts and primary school children scratching their heads, the Prime Minister has unveiled a revolutionary policy designed to transform the landscape…
In an unprecedented turn of events, local gardeners are reporting a bountiful harvest of spaghetti straight from the tree, much to the delight of carb lovers and Italian grandmothers everywhere.…
In the quaint town of Nottingtonville, local legend Bob “The Dodger” Thompson has achieved what many believed was impossible. After cleverly sidestepping gym membership sales tactics for an astonishing seven…
In a breakthrough that has left both the scientific community and the laundromat industry in stitches, NASA announced yesterday its discovery of a peculiar cloud formation approximately 3.8 light-years away.…