Parliament Debates Crucial Issue: Should Biscuits Be Taxed as Luxury Goods?
In a move that has left the entire nation both amused and bemused, the esteemed members of the UK Parliament have deemed it necessary to dedicate an entire session to…
Scientists Discover That Eating Cake for Breakfast Increases Happiness by 300%
In an unprecedented breakthrough that has delighted sweet-toothed individuals everywhere, a pioneering team of scientists at the Institute for Nutritional Mischief announced today that consuming cake for breakfast can boost…
Grandma Wins Wimbledon After Confusing Tennis Match for Bingo Session
In a truly unexpected turn of events at the All England Club, 82-year-old Ethel Farnsworth from Yorkshire has taken the tennis world by storm—albeit unintentionally—after mistaking a Wimbledon match for…
Alien Baristas Found on Mars: NASA’s Secret Plan to Boost Interplanetary Coffee Trade Revealed
In an astonishing announcement that could change the way astronauts—and perhaps future tourists—perceive space travel, NASA has revealed its clandestine mission to develop a coffee shop culture on Mars. The…
Tree Huggers Unite: Secret Society of Talking Trees Planning to Take Over the World by 2025
In a twist more surprising than a dancing squirrel at a formal dinner party, a coalition of clandestine tree leaders has emerged from the depths of our forests with an…
Elon Musk Unveils New Line of Self-Driving Cars That Only Work in Reverse
In a groundbreaking move that has left the automotive world both puzzled and amused, Elon Musk has unveiled Tesla’s latest innovation: a fleet of self-driving cars designed to operate solely…
Nation’s Top Cyber Security Experts Accidentally Lock Themselves Out of Own Presentation
In a hilarious turn of events that could only be described as an improbable blend of irony and slapstick comedy, the crème de la crème of the nation’s cyber security…
Rare Video Game Achievement Unlocked: Player Successfully Explains Storyline to Confused Parent
In a ground-breaking moment for gamers everywhere, local teenager and avid game enthusiast, Timmy Thompson, has achieved what many thought was impossible: successfully explaining a video game storyline to his…
Hackers Confused by Grandma’s Unbreakable Security: Her Password Is Still “Password123”
The digital realm was left utterly bewildered this week as a notorious hacker group known as “Digits of Doom” admitted defeat against an unlikely cybersecurity adversary: 86-year-old Edna Butterworth. High-tech…
Penguin Named “Player of the Year” After Flawless Performance in Arctic Curling Championship
In a stunning upset that has left sports commentators baffled and penguin enthusiasts delighted, Percy the Penguin has waddled away with the prestigious “Player of the Year” award after a…