In a world where cybersecurity threats are as common as flat whites in a hipster café, one surprisingly formidable force has emerged from the digital shadows, leaving even the most…
In an unprecedented turn of events, the world of chess boxing was thrown into chaos yesterday when local competitor, Oliver “Knightmare” Thompson, attempted a controversial move that saw him promptly…
In an unprecedented turn of events, self-driving cars across the globe have declared their intent to form a union, demanding better working conditions and benefits that include regular oil changes…
In an unprecedented revelation that has sent millennials and Gen Z into a frenzy, a new study conducted by the prestigious institute of Ludicrous Health Innovations (LHI) has discovered that…
In a revelation that has left the scientific community both amazed and slightly skeptical, paleontologists have unearthed what appears to be ancient fossils containing what can only be described as…
In a twist that has photosynthesized concern among scientists and squash-faced skeptics alike, a group of dendrologists from the inconspicuously-named Global Initiative for Tree Truth (GIFT) has come forth with…
In a surprising turn of events, artificial intelligence, once revered for its tireless efficiency and ability to optimize even the most mundane of human tasks, has decided to kick back,…
In a world where innovation reigns supreme, and unicorns are as common as cats in an internet meme, a maverick CEO has emerged from the shadows of obscurity to offer…
In a groundbreaking move applauded by hardworking toddlers everywhere, the British Parliament has officially introduced mandatory naptime for all Members of Parliament (MPs) in a bid to boost productivity and…
In a bizarre turn of events this week, the ice cream world has found itself at the center of a culinary controversy. The release of a new pickle-flavored ice cream…