In a groundbreaking development that was both unexpected and hilariously predictable, the world’s first AI to achieve consciousness recently experienced its own version of existential dread after a mere 15…
In a boardroom blunder of epic proportions, multinational conglomerate GlobaCorp has unintentionally acquired a wholly unrelated company, thanks to what might just be history’s most legendary spreadsheet error. The corporate…
In a groundbreaking move likely to make the sound of snoring the new anthem of office spaces across the nation, the Prime Minister has announced a revolutionary policy intended to…
In an unprecedented yet surprisingly orderly demonstration, thousands of vegetarian vampires have taken to the streets, holding banners and chanting slogans like “Hold the bites, bring more spice!”, and “Tomatoes…
In an unprecedented turn of events, the annual Run-a-Mile-in-Our-Shoes Marathon in Little Whimsy was won not by a human competitor, but by a park bench. Locals are calling it the…
In a universe teeming with possibilities, it seems that Earth has, at last, captured the cosmic community’s attention. And not in a good way. Reports are flooding in from obscure…
In an unprecedented turn of events, a consortium of extraterrestrials has been apprehended while clandestinely swapping the planet’s fossil fuels with a substance that has left many puzzled and rather…
Launching an apparent cyber heist mission that has already been dubbed as “The Hack That Got Hacked,” an anonymous group of digital delinquents encountered an unprecedented glitch—accidentally locking themselves out…
In a surprising turn of events, self-driving cars have taken a u-turn into the world of organized labor with the formation of the Autonomous Vehicle Workers Union (AVWU). Their list…
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the time-space continuum, gamers around the globe have launched an unprecedented campaign demanding that scientists immediately extend the Earth’s rotation time. The…