In a surprising turn of events, the elusive Bigfoot has emerged from the shadowy depths of folklore to embark on an environmental mission that’s turning heads, and probably a few trees. In an unprecedented move, this reclusive sasquatch has swapped hiding from blurry camera lenses for planting seedlings, launching a covert guerrilla tree planting initiative that’s mysteriously greening forests faster than conspiracy theories about its existence.

Reports first trickled in from bewildered hikers who stumbled upon half-planted saplings in peculiar patterns. Speculation ran wild until the real root of the operation became clear: Bigfoot, that shaggy sentinel of the woods, was the arboreal architect behind the seedlings springing up overnight. Equipped with an unparalleled knowledge of the forests — because where else would you hang out if you’re trying to dodge the paparazzi? — Bigfoot has put its talents towards solving the planet’s climate woes, one clandestine tree planting at a time.

Forest rangers initially dismissed tales of a towering figure digging furiously in the moonlight, attributing them to overactive imaginations and fermented forest berries. However, when video footage surfaced showing what appeared to be a massive, hairy silhouette with a shovel, a burlap sack of acorns slung over one shoulder, the truth began to germinate.

Some environmental agencies are embracing the news with literal open arms, while others express hesitant enthusiasm, questioning the newfound eco-warrior’s motives. “It’s certainly unconventional,” acknowledged Dr. Flora Lightfoot, head of the newly-formed Sasquatch Sustainability Society. “However, considering that Bigfoot appears to be working pro-bono, we’re happy to take all the help we can get.”

Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists have already jumped on this vine-train. Not content with soaking in the announcement, they’ve claimed that Bigfoot’s involvement is actually a ploy by extraterrestrial environmentalists to heal the planet before their planned invasion — a hypothesis they’re calling “Operation Wooded Welcome.” They cite the exquisitely neat rows of trees and strategic reforestation planning as evidence that earthly minds can’t comprehend such leafy logistics.

The initiative was almost thwarted when a local lumberjack, mistaking Bigfoot for a large, walkable bush, nearly gave chase with a chainsaw in tow. Thankfully, environmentalists arrived just in time, explaining the situation and suggesting the woodsman take a hike — literally.

Public consensus remains split. Some insist that Bigfoot’s altruism showcases a profound example of interspecies cooperation, while skeptics argue it simply boils down to a savvy new cryptozoological PR campaign. Whatever the truth, the sasquatch steps they’re making are undeniably impressive for a being so deeply misunderstood.

In local towns, the mythic mammal has already garnered a following. Kids sporting “Team Bigfoot” t-shirts are organizing their own tree-planting brigades, and woodland-themed bake sales are springing up, featuring goodies like “Bigfoot Brownies” and “Sasquatch Scones”. Merchants, sensing a golden goose — or goat, if you consider the forest’s lore — plan to launch a range of eco-friendly products, including “Bigfoot Approved” gardening tools and organic trail mix.

So, the next time you’re wandering the woods and hear an unexpected rustle or find a sudden sapling gently nodding in the breeze, think twice. It might just be Bigfoot, doing its part to ensure our forests remain dense, our air fresh, and our imaginations forever fertile.