In an extraordinary turn of events that has left MPs both bewildered and delighted, Parliament has inadvertently passed a law declaring every Tuesday as National Nap Day. The mix-up occurred during what was supposed to be a routine vote on minor amendments to workplace health guidelines.
The confusion began when the bill’s title was misread by the Speaker of the House, who thought members were voting on the introduction of a “National Knockout Act” to combat public fatigue. As a result, instead of rejecting the unusual proposal, Parliament unanimously approved a motion to endorse the concept of a weekly national nap.
“This is either the greatest breakthrough in workplace productivity or the result of Parliament collectively dozing off during debate,” quipped one observer, noting the irony of the situation.
The new law encourages citizens to take a 20-minute nap every Tuesday afternoon, with employers urged to provide designated nap spaces and soft playlists to facilitate snoozing. Several companies have already announced plans to embrace the initiative, with some offices unveiling “Nap Pods” complete with dim lighting and lullaby music.
Reactions from the public have been overwhelmingly positive. “I’ve always felt like I needed a midday break,” said local resident Sheila Brown. “Now that it’s law, I feel justified in finally taking that snooze without guilt.”
Critics, however, fear widespread drowsiness might affect productivity across the nation. A spokesperson for a major productivity watchdog expressed concern that “if Parliament can’t stay awake, how can we expect the rest of the country to?”
In response to the unexpected legislation, the Prime Minister issued a brief statement reportedly drafted during a coffee break: “While this was not on the agenda, I fully support efforts to improve well-being and look forward to testing the new policy by scheduling a nap this Tuesday.”
With the law now in effect, citizens are advised to set their alarms accordingly—well, after their naps. Parliament, meanwhile, has promised to double-check future bills to avoid any further legislative sleepwalking.