In what experts are calling an unprecedented digital disaster, offices across the nation have reportedly descended into chaos after IT departments forgot the password to their office coffee machines. The…
In an unprecedented display of arboreal activism, a local oak tree named Oliver has organized the neighborhood’s first ever Tree Meeting to address a growing concern: excessive hugging. Residents of…
In what can only be described as a case of cosmic confusion, local CEO Barry Buttons inadvertently launched his entire company, Widgets Unlimited, into outer space last Tuesday. The incident…
In an unprecedented turn of events, the nation has found itself in the throes of what experts are now calling an “energy paradox,” after a dramatic spike in coffee consumption…
In a groundbreaking revelation that’s set to rewrite the manuals of both science and Starbucks, researchers at the Institute of Unbelievable Discoveries (IUD) have concluded that coffee is not just…
After what can only be described as a heroic saga involving countless energy drinks, a broken chair, and several existential crises, local gamer Tim Bleary finally triumphed over Level 37…
In an extraordinary turn of events that has left MPs both bewildered and delighted, Parliament has inadvertently passed a law declaring every Tuesday as National Nap Day. The mix-up occurred…