Local Trees Demand Pay Raise After Years of Unpaid Oxygen Production
In a move that has left the community both bewildered and slightly amused, the trees of Oakwood Park have collectively formed a union and issued a formal demand for a…
Local CEO Accidentally Boosts Profits by Replacing Office Chairs with Yoga Balls During Meeting
In what can only be described as a corporate blunder turned unexpected triumph, the CEO of Midlands-based tech startup NoodleSoft accidentally boosted company profits after replacing all office chairs with…
Local Cafe Introduces Invisible Latte, Promises Drinkers Will Believe They’ve Had One
In a bold move set to shake up the caffeine industry, Beans & Brews, a quirky local café known for its unconventional approach to coffee, has launched a new offering:…
Local Man Excited as Self-Driving Car Finally Learns to Navigate Coffee Shop Drive-Thru Without Judging His Order
After months of passive-aggressive stares and silent disapproving honks, local man Dave Hamilton’s self-driving car has finally learned to navigate the notoriously complicated coffee shop drive-thru without judging his order.…
Scientists Admit They Accidentally Invented Time Travel While Trying to Make Instant Coffee
In what is being hailed as the most astonishing kitchen accident of the century, a team of scientists working on a new instant coffee formula has inadvertently cracked the code…
Local Gamer Achieves Legendary Status After Defeating Final Boss Using Only Left Thumb
In a stunning display of dexterity and determination, local gamer Tim “Thumbmaster” Jenkins has achieved legendary status in the online gaming community after defeating the notoriously difficult final boss of…
Local Politician Accidentally Declares Himself Mayor of Entire County During Heated Council Meeting
In what can only be described as a political slip-up of epic proportions, local councillor Nigel Featherstone accidentally declared himself mayor of the entire county during an especially heated town…
Tech Giant Launches ‘Offline Mode’ App That Only Works When You’re Already Offline
In a move some analysts described as “comforting and inexplicable in equal measure,” a multinational tech company this morning unveiled a new app designed to help users enjoy the ancient…
Alien demands Wi-Fi upgrade on International Space Station, blames slow connection for intergalactic misunderstandings
In an unprecedented cosmic complaint, a distinguished visitor from the Andromeda Galaxy has lodged a formal demand for a Wi-Fi upgrade on the International Space Station (ISS), citing the unbearably…
Study Finds Talking to Houseplants Counts as Daily Exercise for Face Muscles
A groundbreaking study published today reveals that chatting with your houseplants might be the secret weapon in your daily exercise routine—specifically for your facial muscles. Researchers at the Institute of…