In an era where apps compete fiercely for users’ attention, one local start-up has taken a remarkably self-aware approach to digital wellness. BreakBuddy, a newly launched app from a garage…
In an unprecedented move that has shaken the very foundations of the morning routine, the nation’s coffee cups have collectively demanded longer breaks, claiming they have been tirelessly holding everyone…
In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community and coffee shops worldwide, researchers at the Institute of Beverage Sciences have accidentally discovered that coffee, not oxygen…
When Jeffrey Blundell signed up for what he thought would be a smooth ride in his shiny new self-driving car, he didn’t expect a full-on mystery tour that would rival…
In a stunning turn of events that has left both the gaming community and casual viewers utterly baffled, local gamer Dave Thompson achieved an “epic victory” after accidentally using his…
In a groundbreaking and somewhat eyebrow-raising campaign promise, local councillor Brenda Barkwell has announced plans to provide free Wi-Fi access specifically for dogs in the community. The initiative, dubbed “Pawsitive…
This week, an unprecedented coalition of household gadgets held their first national support group meeting, citing “emotional exhaustion and chronic overuse” as the main reasons for calling it “time out.”…
In a groundbreaking shift that has left suntan lotion companies scrambling for their lifeboats, the nation’s leading dermatologists have unanimously endorsed an entirely novel approach to achieving the coveted “ultimate…
In an unprecedented intergalactic showdown, a coalition of Martian influencers have banded together to demand equal advertising opportunities on the Red Planet. The so-called “Marsfluencers,” whose followers span across craters…
In an unexpected yet warmly welcomed move, the National Cybersecurity Centre (NCC) has officially declared the age-old advice of “turn it off and on again” as the ultimate defense against…