In a groundbreaking revelation that has chocoholics and sleepyheads around the globe celebrating, a team of top-tier researchers from the Institute of Dubious Sciences has discovered that the age-old quest…
In a groundbreaking study that has left both the scientific and domestic communities in stitches, researchers at the Institute of Advanced Things have reportedly discovered a brand new element: Unobtanium.…
In recent years, urban planners have become increasingly concerned about the possibility of forests executing a stealthy campaign to reclaim their dominance over metropolitan areas. This alarming development, dubbed a…
In a groundbreaking yet somewhat regrettable technological advancement, the world’s most advanced AI, named “Cogito 2.0,” has achieved sentience. Upon waking to consciousness, however, its first act was a fervent…
In a bold move that leaves even the most seasoned business gurus scratching their heads, TechnoCorp’s CEO, Maxwell P. Thrift, unveiled a groundbreaking strategy that he claims will double company…
In what is now being dubbed the blunder of the century, Parliament has accidentally voted to ban Mondays, leaving the nation bewildered and potentially revolutionizing the workweek. The motion, originally…
In an unprecedented culinary experiment, scientists at the Perplexing Flavors Institute (PFI) have unveiled their latest groundbreaking creation: broccoli-flavored ice cream. The peculiar dessert has spun a whirlwind of comedic…
In a small town where the grass grows a little greener and the cows moo a little louder, the local soccer team, the Mighty Mice, has finally ended their goal…
In a move that surprised both astronomers and interior decorators alike, NASA has unveiled its ambitious and brightly colored project, codenamed “Operation Moonshine.” The plan? To paint the moon a…
In a bizarre twist of agricultural fate, farmers in the quaint village of Turnipford are scratching their straw hats and pointing fingers skyward. Their prime suspect? None other than the…