In a cosmic twist worthy of interstellar satire, a collective of environmentally conscious extraterrestrials has announced an ambitious plan to rid Earth of all plastic waste by 2024. Their proposed…
In a groundbreaking and somewhat predictable twist of fate, the world’s first self-aware AI system, named “Waddles,” has emerged from the depths of corporate lab servers three days ago. Waddles,…
In an extraordinary turn of events, the CEO of Fortune 500 company WhoopsieDaisy Corp., Leonard Fumbleton, has admitted in an exclusive interview that the secret sauce behind their business strategy…
In a groundbreaking, albeit baffling, decision today, Members of Parliament have enacted a bill that officially recognizes “Passing the Buck” as Britain’s new national sport. In a press conference that…
In an unprecedented turn of events, an unusual breakfast trend has left magical creatures weeping, quite literally. Reports have emerged from across the nation that the rapidly growing popularity of…
In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to have both athletes and gastric surgeons alike scratching their heads, the International Chess Boxing Federation (ICBF) has announced the creation of a new…
In an intergalactic report that has left humanity both bewildered and slightly amused, it has been revealed that an entire colony of aliens has been discovered living on the dark…
In a shocking turn of events that has left environmentalists scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists feeling vindicated, it appears that extraterrestrial forces have been meddling in our planet’s recycling…
In a groundbreaking move designed to address the nation’s soaring stress levels, electric car manufacturers have announced a new initiative: complimentary Charging Station Anxiety Counseling with every vehicle purchase. The…
In a candid press conference that left tech journalists scratching their heads and computer users around the world sighing in resignation, the elusive software developer behind the infamous antivirus program,…