In a shocking turn of events that has left both tech experts and the general public simultaneously amused and horrified, a group of hackers managed to breach the United Kingdom’s…
In a groundbreaking move that’s left sports fans scratching their heads and statisticians recalibrating their algorithms, FIFA has announced that the next World Cup Final will be decided not by…
The automotive world was left in a state of bewilderment today as renowned car manufacturer, Spinnovate Motors, announced the release of their highly anticipated new model, the Circularist. This groundbreaking…
In a groundbreaking and somewhat leafy discovery, researchers at the University of Interdisciplinary Nonsense have revealed that wearing a kale face mask is the newest way to befriend wild rabbits.…
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves throughout the scientific community and left the world’s comedians wondering why they hadn’t thought of it first, researchers at the Institute of Obvious…
In a leafy revelation reminiscent of a garden-variety spy thriller, it has been discovered that clandestine groups of eco-gnomes have taken it upon themselves to repaint leaves across the globe.…
In an unprecedented turn of events, artificial intelligence has reached a new milestone in its evolutionary journey. What was once a mere concern for the future is now a present-day…
In a groundbreaking development that’s set to revolutionize the coffee industry and leave caffeine enthusiasts prancing with joy, a diminutive startup named “Mythic Java” has secured a staggering $1 billion…
In an unprecedented move aimed at boosting morale and engagement, the British Parliament has announced a radical change to its weekly tradition by replacing Prime Minister’s Questions (PMQs) with a…
In an unprecedented move that has left the Vegetable Kingdom’s political landscape in shock, Broccoli announced its candidacy for president earlier this week. The surprise announcement was made at the…