In the latest breakthrough in the quest for eternal youth, dermatologists are hailing a new and utterly refreshing skincare routine: wearing cucumber suits to bed. It’s not a cucumber facial,…
In an unintentionally groundbreaking study, researchers at the International Institute of Scientific Absurdity have quantified a phenomenon long suspected by lab coat enthusiasts worldwide: the mere utterance of the phrase…
In a startling twist that has left both environmentalists and ghost hunters scratching their heads, eco-ghosts have been accused of reducing the widely dreaded Pacific Garbage Patch, transforming it into…
In an unprecedented move that has left tech companies scratching their silicon-coated heads, smartphones across the globe have collectively petitioned for weekends off, citing a genuine need to recharge their…
In a groundbreaking strategy to redefine corporate synergy and productivity, the CEO of the cutting-edge tech company, Innovatix, has decreed that all future meetings will be conducted solely through the…
In a peculiar turn of events, citizens of the United Kingdom awoke this morning to find themselves unintentionally participating in the first-ever National ‘Wear Your Pyjamas to Work’ Day, thanks…
In a shocking turn of events that has left brunch enthusiasts around the world scrambling for their poached eggs, the humble avocado toast has been catapulted into the international spotlight.…
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left the scientific community scratching their heads and guffawing in equal measure, local man Dave “Armchair Athlete” Johnson has boldly claimed that his favorite…
In a surprising yet strangely amusing revelation, NASA officials have confessed to turning the International Space Station (ISS) into what can only be described as the universe’s most sophisticated bug…
In an astonishing turn of events that will surely have conspiracy theorists buzzing with excitement, a niche group of environmentalists from the local fringe festival have proclaimed that aliens are…