In a revelation that has left the scientific community both amazed and slightly skeptical, paleontologists have unearthed what appears to be ancient fossils containing what can only be described as…
In a twist that has photosynthesized concern among scientists and squash-faced skeptics alike, a group of dendrologists from the inconspicuously-named Global Initiative for Tree Truth (GIFT) has come forth with…
In a surprising turn of events, artificial intelligence, once revered for its tireless efficiency and ability to optimize even the most mundane of human tasks, has decided to kick back,…
In a world where innovation reigns supreme, and unicorns are as common as cats in an internet meme, a maverick CEO has emerged from the shadows of obscurity to offer…
In a groundbreaking move applauded by hardworking toddlers everywhere, the British Parliament has officially introduced mandatory naptime for all Members of Parliament (MPs) in a bid to boost productivity and…
In a bizarre turn of events this week, the ice cream world has found itself at the center of a culinary controversy. The release of a new pickle-flavored ice cream…
In a small town where the most exciting event is usually the annual cheese-rolling contest, an unusual record was broken by local resident, Bob Perkins. Bob has achieved the remarkable…
In a revelation that has left both botanists and conspiracy theorists scratching their heads, a group of rogue extraterrestrial interlopers has been reportedly spotted pilfering Earth’s least cherished vegetation. According…
In a bizarre turn of intergalactic events, an increasing number of Earthlings have recently reported sightings of mysterious, eco-friendly UFOs zigzagging across the skies. Witnesses claim these flying saucers arrive…
In a shocking turn of events that has left the cyber underworld reeling, notorious hacker group “Byte Bandits” has announced their collective retirement, citing an unexpected and unbeatable discovery by…