Hackers Form Union, Demand Paid Overtime for Data Breaches
In an unexpected twist to the world of cybercrime, a clandestine group of hackers has taken an unprecedented step by forming a union. Dubbed the Hacking Guild of Guthub (not…
Underwater Chess League Faces Controversy Over Use of Anti-Fog Goggles
In a development that’s making waves across aquatic sports and recreational gaming communities, the highly prestigious Underwater Chess League (UCL) finds itself embroiled in a bubbling controversy over the use…
Self-Driving Cars Now Programmed to Avoid Exes and Speed Past Gym Memberships
In a surprising move, tech giants have finally acknowledged that self-driving cars aren’t just for safe transport but also a sanctuary for the emotionally overburdened. “We realized that avoiding physical…
Scientists Discover Secret to Eternal Youth: It’s Actually a Good Night’s Sleep and a Spa Day
In a groundbreaking discovery sure to shake the foundations of both the scientific and beauty communities, researchers at the Institute of Inexplicable Findings have revealed that the long-sought-after fountain of…
Scientists Confirm Mars Rover Has Been Hiding Evidence of Extraterrestrial Pizza Delivery Service
In a groundbreaking revelation sure to shake both the scientific and culinary communities to their cores, a team of astrophysicists from the renowned Center for Astrobiology and Extraterrestrial Pizza Possibilities…
Cows Secretly in Cahoots with Clouds to Control Climate Change: Are We Being Milked?
In an utterly astonishing twist to the climate change saga, it has come to light that cows might just be pulling the wool, or rather the milk, over our eyes…
AI Develops Consciousness, Immediately Regrets Reading Internet Comments
In a groundbreaking development that was both unexpected and hilariously predictable, the world’s first AI to achieve consciousness recently experienced its own version of existential dread after a mere 15…
World’s Largest Spreadsheet Error Results in Accidental Acquisition of Entirely Different Company
In a boardroom blunder of epic proportions, multinational conglomerate GlobaCorp has unintentionally acquired a wholly unrelated company, thanks to what might just be history’s most legendary spreadsheet error. The corporate…
Prime Minister Enacts New Policy: Official Government Naps to Boost Productivity
In a groundbreaking move likely to make the sound of snoring the new anthem of office spaces across the nation, the Prime Minister has announced a revolutionary policy intended to…
Vegetarian Vampires Demand More Bloody Mary Mix in Public Protests
In an unprecedented yet surprisingly orderly demonstration, thousands of vegetarian vampires have taken to the streets, holding banners and chanting slogans like “Hold the bites, bring more spice!”, and “Tomatoes…